Indulge yourself. Say it about both. This thread needs serious help.
Why do fatties always smell like cats?
Won’t someone think of the fat kittens!?
Enjoy,
Steven
There is no such thing as a fat kitten. I have never seen one, therefore they don’t exist.
Diogenes is right, and everyone else is stupid.
I say this in order to garner anal sex from him.
Pretty much.
So, Dio, how about a little something, you know, for the effort?
Oh, there won’t be any anal, but when you die…on your deathbead…you will receive total consciousness.
So, I got that going for me… which is nice.
That’s the spirit!
[Getting it in before Dio]There are no spirits![/Getting it in before Dio]
Wow, Hentor, you’re popular!
Makes me feel all warm inside. At least momentarily.
Maybe he’ll at least let you polish his trophy.
[Dio]Cite?[/Dio]
I don’t know what’s going on in this thread.
But I like it.
No, no, it’s “Vast amounts of scholarship have conclusively proved beyond all shadow of any doubt there are no spirits (No, I don’t have a cite)”
No- *declawing *cats, who are fat, and have been circumcised, and do you tip the tech for the procedure?
My cat’s fat smells like cat food.
No time, you gotta rush since you parked in the fire lane.