Just like Dumbo, Wyoming GOP declares that Liz Cheney is No Longer an Elephant

All the other muppets are there.

Come on, we all knew Sam the Eagle was a Republican.

Yes, I saw what you did there

It’s audits all the way down!

How about “Sane” Republicans?

How about the “We’re Reprehensible But We Draw The Line At Advocating For Violent Overthrow Of the Government” Party?

Moderate Republicans? Damn, that bar is low.

We should probably just throw out the bar entirely, at this point.

I can understand them banning Big Bird because of his scurrilous pro-vax stance, but why ban Bert and Ernie and Elmo?

Is it because a lot of people think that Bert and Ernie are gay?

Is it because Elmo hustles for photos in Times Square?

Why not ban Oscar? Or Grover? Or The Count?

I can’t help thinking that they’re not serious about it, and it’s all for show.

What tipped you off?

Oh, Trump, already did try by trying to defund PBS; for sure (knowing Trump) because Oscar and others in Sesame Street made fun of him before he was president.

That presupposes that legislative positions are somehow relevant to political affiliation.

Trump basically ran as a 1960 Southern Democrat, as the lead Republican candidate. Once the entire party decides to flip a 180 on 200 years of history, there’s really no way to hold positions any more. The only thing to unify the party is adherence to the party, and that’s all they’re running on.

Why? It’s already subterranean.