Just looking for the straight dope

Gits and Shiggles reporting for duty.

Where the hell is the intro forum?

There is no specific intro forum. Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) is the place to do that.

And welcome, want some calamari?

Moving from ATMB.

Colibri
Moderator

Welcome! I like your name.

Yeah, with a name like that you’ll fit right in.

This is it!

You’ll now have to preform a tap dance number, juggle 3 bowling pins, and sing something by Irving Berlin. If enough of the members approve of your performance, you can stay.

Hello GitsandShiggles be welcome. Enjoy your stay.

Welcome, GitsandShiggles. Just put the beer in the fridge. We’ll make sure it doesn’t go to waste.
-D/a

Welcome! Would you like some ice cream? The wasabi wasn’t too strong this time.

Did someone order a goat???

And just remember: if you have any cats, we’ll be needing pictures. :slight_smile:

I can’t believe no one’s mentioned pie yet.

Did I miss it?

Sure, people may welcome you and be all nice in the beginning…

But just wait…you’ll see…:stuck_out_tongue:

Hello and welcome to another great time suck!

The squid stole it. That’s why he hasn’t been mentioned either. We’re mad at him.

I didn’t know goats could get that big.

Welcome!

Toilet paper over or under?
Choose wisely.

Thanks yallz.

I set it vertically on top of the roller.

Welcome! Great name.

::Sharpening axe::
sigh… I’ll be around. If you you need me, just scream in horror.

So…

No sigs, images or avs here? Or am I restricted because of my noobyness?