There seems to be no other place to say “I’m happy to be here.”
Welcome. Thank you for not entering upon this realm in troll-like fashion like the past couple newbies.
Usually, intros go into the Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share(MPSIMS) Forum. I’m sure a moderator will be along shortly to move your thread there-no harm, no foul. 
WOW! Done before I finished the sentence.
Hello and welcome. I’m moving this to MPSIMS (Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share from the About This Message Board forum. That’s where introductions like this usually go.
Welcome, welcome, welcome! Glad to have you with us.
Come join us in the Game Room. So fun! Bring a cigar even!
Welcome to the asylum! If you need a [del]doctor[/del]moderator, just push the little red triangle in the upper right hand corner of the post and yell into the speaker. Meds at 7am and 5pm, and no visitors after 8pm.
And stay the hell out of the red chair-it’s mine.
We’re being invaded! Hide the good tableware!
Hi there. I’m new too.
Howdy new folks and welcome
Squid and Goat time, woo hoo.
:: off to find Squid and Goat::
Capt
Hi, I’m new too… didn’t intro so may as jump in too. I’m usually just an observer/reader as most people on here are way smarter than me 
Thanks. Who owns the blue bath robe? I’ve been in a lot of forums. I could not take the non-factual and basically made-up crap. I’m really science-based so a fact is just that. Anything else slows the advancement of mankind.
You’ll do.
If you wish come and join us in the MMP (Monday Morning Post). There is one going on all week every week, the MMP FAQ is at the top of this forum. We are friendly and happy to have newcomers. It is a good place to get a feel for the Dope IMHO, plus you get a nickname.
Cheers
Capt
Welcome! 
I guess I’d remark that a specified thread be established stating: New To The Forum… thanks I’m here anyway.
To answer questions before they arrive. M253 is a genetic group where M253 is a mutation different enough to change it from its original assignment: Haplogroup I1. M253 originated in Denmark around 5000 years ago. It was named “The Invader” by British geneticists because it came to Britain by way of invaders from Denmark and Frisia (what is now Holland), as well as Germany. Roughly 400 years later the Vikings from Scandinavia invaded bringing more M253. I think the ability to watch the movie series “Saw” and other so-called bloody horrors are thanks to the head-chopping distant relatives of mine.
I had a DNA analysis done by Genographic Project, it showed M253 big time and right there. Present in every Germanic tribe, M253 was taken south across Europe to Constantinople and to Rome where that genetic group got to having a party and sacked the city.
Anyone genetically inclined to party is o.k. in my book.
An all week Monday… hmm. I’m sure to certain working people that sounds like horror. It also sounds like a full-time hangover (joking).
Thank you for the invite. Now I can really not do the Paleo Florida web work I have vowed to do. I also have a football pool to not get results and post. Oh happiness.
Hm. Follow my family tree back to the 1400s and you end up in Denmark.