An African swallow or an English swallow?
When we were sitting in the car just before I dropped you off for class and I said “Well, I’ll see you around”, what I really meant was "Will you marry me?’. Still confused?
When we were sitting in the car just before I dropped you off for class and I said “Well, I’ll see you around”, what I really meant was "Will you marry me?’. Still confused?
Yeah, I suppose if you do the arms and legs separately and make sure everything is in tiny bits, it’ll all fit.
Yes, honey, sometimes I do fake it, but only occasionally. All women do once in a while, and no, you can’t tell the difference.
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start
Yes, you’re right, that ingenious technique does work, and results in a large sum being credited to your bank account without anyone knowing how you did it or being able to prove you did anything wrong. Just be careful that after step (2) you go to a different internet cafe before setting up the fake id for step (7).
Of course I swallow. Why wouldn’t I? I think it’s rude not to.
Because it was there and nobody was watching it and I needed it and it was dark and the guy behind me said the guard had gone and it just felt like the right thing to do at the time. Besides, it was Tuesday.
Because 3 blind nuns and an epilectic dick with sticky feet go into a bar…
If it smells like almonds, hack it off.
Oh, he’s uncircumcised.
Actually, it’s red. Red 7. You’re welcome.
Yes, I do think Glen or Glenda should have won an Academy Award. I mean, really, to do what Ed Wood, Jr. did with what he had?!?! The running buffalo was pure cinematic genious.
Yeah, they could easily have taken out a Mammoth.
Moral of the story: never use a colostomy bag as a condom.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I`m not sure you realise that what you heard was not what I meant!!?
You have to reach all the way inside the horse.
Vinegar. Household vinegar works best on mold, and it won’t kill your pets. Also great for odors.
Nothing. Just 'cause you can draw an ellipse with two foci doesn’t mean you have to…