Just pretend this thread has a question you always wanted to answer...

Yes, Mr. Redford, I’ll be your love slave…

I’d swap the extra point in Intelligence for the bonuses to Charisma. This is assuming you’re still generating a bard, of course.

A wizard did it.

And that’s how a bill becomes a law.

Chains work well, but you have to make sure to punch some holes in the abdomen to allow putrefactive gases to escape - otherwise he could still refloat.

Because I could never compete and I like to try to balance things out: Like yin and yang, the original Siamese Twins (just kidding)

Of course he did it. Drug dealers my ass. How many gangland hitmen don’t bring thier own weapons on a hit?

Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays”.

(What the hell took y’all this long?)

It depends on your definition of “murdering someone is bad”.

Tuxteth O’Grady, USA

Because its darned interesting, and I’m going to solve this galaxy evolution/environment problem once and for all.

Those aren’t my pants.

First, you put your two knees close up tight, then you swing 'em to the left and you swing 'em to the right. It’s called “balling the jack,” although I’ll be damned if I know why.

It’s in Bb and always has been. Where did you think you heard it otherwise? From some preacher in a revival or something? Or that skinny chick at the Kentucky Derby?

Well, it really isn’t all that difficult. Just move your hands a bit to the left, that’s right, no, I’m sorry you were right, OOPS, you were correct before, yes they should be on the left, when I said right I meant you were correct. No, don’t move them to the right again. Oh forget it, I’ll just do it myself.

Listen, baby, you really wouldn’t understand.

Why not. Your place or mine?

Some of these I reall want to find the question to - shall we open a complementary thread in a couple of days?

Yes, that outfit does make you look fat.

Who knows?

With fava beans and a nice Chiati.