Chianti even…sheesh.
Well, I’d start first with one word, then go on to the next. Do that 100,000 times and you’re done.
Actually, no. Not since I was nineteen.
The band was Frijid Pink.
Well, it’s kinda like having your lungs lined with concrete, then having your stomach muscles electrically tightened and beaten with drumsticks until they’re raw and sore, then having a bug practice the sprints up and down inside your throat so you can’t stop coughing, sending you into convulsions of ab and lung pain every time the involuntary reflex hits you.
Only, ya know, less fun.
Never mind the bleach. Just put it in the dishwasher. Remember to set the machine for “cool dry,” though, or the poor thing will melt.
You have it exactly backwards; destroy the head and hands, dispose of the rest.
I’d tell you but I’d have to kill you
Actually, “Ancre” is NOT the name of the manufacturer. It’s a French word that means the watch has a lever style of escapement. If you want to know what a lever escapement is, buy my book.
Barry
'Cause sleeping don’t come very easy in a straight white vest.
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No, it wasn’t hard at all. I just slipped out, and started floating away. Nice and peaceful. All those people running around like little tiny ants. Then I see this young couple, and next thing I know I’m stuck in some crib in the corner of their bedroom!
Gee, thanks, Fang. Ever try to wipe Dr Pepper off a monitor? Not a lot of fun.
Oh, and, in regards to the OP…So long as I’m trading UP, I think I’ll go to the party with you.
Blue! No… Aaaarrrgghhhh!
That’s left as an exercise for the student.
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After that, ardo.
But do it too much, and there’ll be an earthquake.
Well, the backstroke, but keep it down or they’ll all want one.
It kinda tastes like a cross between Spotted Owl and California Condor.
Ah, but the one closest to the bed… isn’t really water.