Two: one to mix the drinks and the other to call the electrician
You don’t know, man! You weren’t there!
The third statistician yells out: “We got him!”
No, I really don’t, teacher. I just hated to see you standing up in the front all by yourself!
Not right now, dad. My butt’s still sore.
Boy: (smirking voice) “It’s not my finger.”
Beige. I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.
The other half are men.
My third wish is to have my ability to please them reduced by half
He fell out of a guard tower.
Fill it up with water.
There’s white-out on the computer screen.
You don’t have to Father, the world’s smartest man just took my backpack
One… B. Six…G. Seven… I.
The doctor said: “Okay, you’re ugly too!”
No, he’s-a not! He’s-a wearin’ a neck-a-tie!
Yes, but this Fokker was flying a Messerschmidt
Well, just do your best.
“See - I told you it was Joe DiMaggio!”
Regards,
Shodan
Your parole officer hasn’t been born yet.