“Who gave you the nickel?”
“They all did.”
“And that’s why I thought she was over 18, Your Honor.”
“Oh, I forgot – your brother has the car tonight.”
He can barely pay attention, but when he does the picture’s incredibly clear.
‘Hey, you’re Arnold Palmer!’.
How many vitamins do you have to eat before you’re full?
“I’m not surprised. Ever since you got here, it’s been bitch, bitch, bitch.”
Regards,
Shodan
Stupid autocorrect! I meant wifi, not wife!
Now is the discount of our winter tent.
If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Who you gonna believe: the three mouse-cat ears or the count of Monry Chrisco?
Those who can count, and those who can’t.
If you think that’s bad, I just saw the Pope go by on a skateboard
Well, she’s black, and she’s pissed.
Then St. Peter returned and said, “Here’s your three bucks. Now go to hell.”
He’s not an eggplant, he’s retarded!
No, the Pearly Gates!
When it comes out, I’m going to sue myself and make a fortune.
Violint
I was going to put a stop to it, but I noticed the kitten was winning.