[sub]psst![/sub] “chewed”
That’s the the beer that made Mel Famey walk us.
You should have been here yesterday when he was making bagels.
It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.
Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids
Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.
“Because the light was on.”
I left my harp in Sam Clam’s Disco.
Their lips are moving.
…no, he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.
To stamp out flaming ducks!
…but if you don’t have the three bucks, it’s one dollar lookie, and two dollar feely!
St. Peter: here’s your three bucks…now go to hell!
Today just isn’t your day, ma’am.
…Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
He said “I NEED YOUR UNDERWEAR”!
A beer and a mop.
I never said she was crazy, I only said she was fucking Goofy!
“Hey Bob, I think we found the guy who took a shit in your tuba!”
one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder.