Just punchlines

We’re not welcome at Home Depot anymore either.

Don’t worry about me, baby. I ride sidesaddle.

Eats, shoots and leaves.

"84… 84… 84… 84… "

“Good God, you mean you’ve got a golf course here?”

The O’Malley twins are drunk again.

My Rolex! My beautiful Rolex!!

I’m an ex-tractor fan.

No, I’m a frayed knot.

Silly Rabbi, don’t you know that Chick is for tracts?.

Don’t flush!!

It looks like you had smallcox, too.

Better Nate than lever!

Well, it’s not unusual. DAMN!

We need the eggs.

Oh, it’s like a penis, only smaller!

And such small portions.

You’re a real jerk when you’ve been drinking, Superman.

Depends.

"Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet. "

“Silly Rabbi, kicks are for twigs.”

A tachyon walks into a bar.