Just punchlines

Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

With a pig this good, you don’t eat him all at once.

I don’t have to outrun the tiger.

We, Kemosabe?

If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the powder.

Because the dog’s a damn liar. He never did any of that shit.

If you think that’s bad, you should see the monkey that pulled the cork.

Oh, he’s our shortstop.

No, I never found the head.

If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amahl.

“Jose, can you see?”

Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me ‘Boudreaux’.

I have no idea, but the Pope is his chauffeur.

Dammit, I missed.

Sheep Lie

“I wish you’d beat me half to death.”

Okay, now what?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other’s a fish.

people who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones

Earwig-o Earwig-o Earwig-o

He’s a common 'tater

No, but his face sure rings a bell.