Seems this should go here:
More people have been arrested for throwing Subway sandwiches, than Epstein’s clients.
I overlooked this thread and have been annoyed that one of my other online places has not appreciated my jokes about this.
I have to ketchup here.
on a serious note, if some weirdo in my town threw a sandwich at me, I think the 911 dispatch would laugh at me
Oh, were they sub-par?
IIRC every defendant has a right to face their accuser in court. So, this cop needs to show up to the court room for the trial. I hope they take every opportunity to mock this officer and belittle him. I doubt it will improve the officer’s disposition but it will be great for the rest of us.
I’d better avoid that site, or they’ll bahn mi.
Wins the thread. 
Jared lost a lot of weight eating subway sandwiches…or maybe he lost a lot of weight not eating prison food. Hmmm, which one was it again?
In fairness, it’s a lot harder to throw one of Epstein’s clients.
[edit: goddammit, misused the search function]
How a thrown sub made ‘Sandwich Guy’ a resistance icon in Trump’s D.C. - The Washington Post
Back in the news
Fucking hilarious.
A salami sandwich? History really does repeat.
If I was the cop, I would determine if the sandwich was untouched, and if so, I would probably eat it. And laugh at the guy for throwing it.
Grand jury refuses to indict:
Take THAT Sol Wachtler!
I wonder how many people here laughing at the ridiculousness of it would feel differently when a Karen throws water on them (which is also assault).
Sounds like it was a salami dunk.
That’s great.
I wonder if the prosecutor intentionally made that happen or if the grand jury really decided to tell the state to f-off on this one?
ETA: I can easily see why no prosecutor would want to take this to trial. They’d be mercilessly mocked the whole way. Enough to end good career progression.
Well, they could always sub out the work.
Should have charged the sandwich itself. Everyone knows a grand jury will indict one of those.