I’ve been reading the boards for the past week or so and am happy to be here.
Welcome!
Too late-We used up all our cheer and good will on the other guy.
On the other hand, if you happened to bring any whisky with you…
Hey, mods-We’ve got three newbies at last count. Isn’t it about time for another 3-Way Cage Deathmatch?
Yes, it s about time :eek:
Capt
Welcome! 
You new people, and your happiness.
Humph. That’ll soon change.
Did I say that out loud?
Death Match! Death Match! Death Match!
I mean, welcome! Good to see you! 
Welcome to our little group, Mander. Happy you’ve been hanging out and decided to join.
Three posters enter.
The Squid gets fed.
Can you guys stop saying how happy you are? It gets in the way of my vanity searches.
Baaaa!
Patience, patience… we haven’t gotten the new lubrication shipment in yet.
Oh. Hello there, Mander. Welcome to the Dope.
Baaaaaa!!!
The goat says hello, too. Or, rather, will…
You get used to it. I have the same problem when people talk about how digital they are.
Hi and Welcome!
Eeek. I’m a little scared of cage matches and goats and lube. You guys really know how to make a girl feel welcome. I think I’ll stick around anyway.
welcome.
P.S. watch out for people with consonants in their user name, they’re all nuts.
Welcome.
My advice: suck up to the mods. We have the keys to the deathmatch cage.
what can i say? i need backup.
Welcome! Show no fear. They can smell fear.
sure, same as newbies can smell cynics, jaded etc, excepting the czar. he seems to have some balls.