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[astro]

They called the huge, half naked man “Mandingo”. He taught Python at the local community college.

To the whores he was known as “Tighty Whitey”.

He thought it was magnesium, but he wasn’t sure. It was driving him insane!!

She liked a natural bush and that was that.

Bob realized he had caught the gay and suddenly he didn’t have all the time in the world anymore.

[RIGHT]*She was half his size but lifted him off his feet when she hugged him. He knew this was the gal he had been looking for. *[/RIGHT]

He desired women, but only when they wore frumpy housecoats. When he saw Matilda in her worn frock it made him hard as a coffin nail.

[Morgenstern]

I see all kinds of things. I’m going to camp here I think.

Natural bush, no waxing?

[kayaker]

@astro

He desired women, but only when they wore frumpy housecoats. When he saw Matilda in her worn frock it made him hard as a coffin nail.

Coffin nails, why are they so hard?

I prefer harder than Chinese algebra.

[Chronos]

Practicing for the Bulwer-Lytton Prize?

[Spice_Weasel]

Fantastic.

[running_coach]

@kayaker

Coffin nails, why are they so hard?

I prefer harder than Chinese algebra.

Cigarettes are also called coffin nails and aren’t very hard at all.
Close but no cigar.

[Morgenstern]

@astro

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*She was half his size but lifted him off his feet when she hugged him. He knew this was the gal he had been looking for. *

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She had him by the balls, right?

[janeslogin]

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[kayaker]

@janeslogin

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