Just what is unrealistic about porn?

[gaffa]

@Maserschmidt

I knew I’d seen this somewhere.

I may never get a hard-on again.

[nearwildheaven]

@astorian

Stephen Furst (“Flounder” from Animal House) likes to tell interviewers that once, when he was a young, unknown actor who delivered pizzas for a living, he had to deliver a dozen pizzas to a house that, it turned out, was hosting an orgy.

He was greeted at the door by a naked host and hostess who tipped him very nicely, but did NOT invite him to join in!

When my brother was a 20-something, he worked briefly as a Domino’s driver. He never encountered anything like that, but a few years earlier, he was a paperboy back in the days when they had to collect the money from their customers. One day, a customer answered the door wearing nothing but a sweatshirt. How did he know that? There was a big mirror on the opposite wall. :o :eek: :smack:

[Maserschmidt]

@gaffa

I may never get a hard-on again.

There were many more where that came from.

[ralph124c]

The bored faces of the actors…clearly, they have done this stuff many times. The vocalizations just sound silly.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I hadn’t thought about this in years, but when I was about 23 or so and selling furniture, a woman offered me sex if I’d cut the amount of a bedroom suite in half.

So what was the final price after you gave her the discount?