Karma and Birthday Dunkings

Several friends and I left their apartment complex yesterday afternoon to head across the street to a bar to celebrate one of their birthdays. On the way there, we passed the complex’s pool, where I whisper to my friend Rod, “Let’s throw Bob in the pool on the way back through. It’s his birthday, after all.”

So, as we leave the bar, he reminds me of the idea, and that we are going to go through with it. I tell him, “You know, I’m gonna pass. I’ll just end up in the pool, most likely, and I have my cell phone on me.”

A minute later, he borrows my phone, uses it, and goes to hand it to a different friend, so I can help him in the Bob dunking. I grab it from him and reiterate, “No, you’re on your own.”

As we pass the pool, he goes to grab Bob. Well, there’s a gate around the pool, so while I stay away from the actual skirmish, I do assist in opening the gate. They get in there, Bob escapes, empties his pockets, and dives in. I come in to watch, good-naturedly, and Rod pushes me in the pool.

Furious, I leap out of the pool, grabbing for my phone in my pockets. I try to shake it off and dry it off…do whatever I can to save it. I go between tending to the phone, and trying to shove Rod…not necessarily in the pool, but just in anger. I take off for the apartment, seething, because I’d told him repeatedly I had the phone. In addition, wanted to dry it off with a towel or something.

Turns out there was a five-minute period between the bar and the pool where I was separated from him, and he thought I’d taken that time to “give the phone to someone else.” Still, the fucker hadn’t even apologized.

The phone is actually fine, and I’m not angry at the moron anymore, but MAN…had not felt that pissed off in ages…

And for those of you had followed my “I don’t need to pay income tax” thread, yes, this is the same kid…

Ah, gone are the days when you could just toss someone into a pool care-free. Maybe mobile phone companies should start offering dunk insurance.

I feel your pain…

For a friend’s wedding, I brought stuff to decorate his car. Since I was in the wedding party, I couldn’t do it myself, so I enlisted three of my evil friends to do it.

Then the groom asks me if I can take him and the bride to the reception, since her dress is too big for his Miata. I say sure.

Guess who’s car got decorated. Hung with my own rope.

I’m not a big guy or a strong guy, so there are few things in this world that will rile me enough so that I’ll genuinely kick someone’s ass.

But birthday bullshit as described in the OP is one of them. I fricking hate “surprises” like that, enough so that I don’t tell anybody my birthday for any reason.

For Rod’s birthday, throw his phone in the pool and have him go fishing. That’s karmic.

What were y’all wearing? :wink:

Most contracts in the U.K offer replacement phones for whatever reason IIRC, I recentley threw my phone at the wall in anger and was surprised to find I was entitled to a replacement even though I told them I broke it deliberatley!