Kate Winslet's Breasts

Although there is a widespread rumpr that there was once a Swamp Thing movie in pre-production, no such movie exists.

Keira Knightley has perfect breasts :slight_smile:

A woman may be beautiful without big tits.

Although they certainly help. :wink:

Feel however you wish to about it, I’m just telling you if you want to see Adrienne Barbeau’s boobs, that’s where to look. :slight_smile:

You should see her in person.

Oh. My. God.

The camera does her no justice.

I thought she never appeared naked in the series because they took a poll of, um, everyone in the world apparently, and the resounding answer was “thanks but no thanks”?

The above was a cheap shot, and quite untrue. I actually think she’s pretty, but I’m childish and mean sometimes.

ETA: Of course she does not compare to Kate, who is a goddess. I fully expect her to be smited by either Aphrodite or Hera any day now.

I’d swoon to be certain. Are you the guy who literally ran into her at the airport?

Looking at the images in ‘The Reader’ I have to say people are right, but they were not made up as nicely. In Titanic they are beautiful, and she looks really hot in ‘Revolutionary Road’.

She more ran into me, coming out of some food stall in whatever LAX terminal United flies out of. Or maybe it was the international terminal. I flew in and out of that goddamned airport so many times.

Anyway… I’ve also mentioned before that I sat with the Lohans - yup, mother and both daughters - on a flight out of LAX (different one) and spoke a little with both Lindsay and her little sister, whose name I have once again forgotten. Ah, the wonders of frequent flier upgrades. This was a few years ago, late 2004 or possibly in 2005, when she was still redheaded and pretty and the booze and pills and dieting hadn’t aged her, and she was strikingly beautiful, although I admit her identity didn’t exactly register with me right away. Very pretty, sensational body. A genuinely beautiful, sexy young lady, at least at the time.

Well, Kate Winslet made her look like a goddamned sasquatch.

Heh. I met Scarlett Johannsen around the time she had just become famous. She was quite pretty, but not like blow me away pretty.

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