Kellibelli is a maladjusted, ignorant fool

The BBQ Pit
#1

Kellibelli said that I am a “childish, cowardly friend” to SanibelMan earlier today.
I resent that, especially coming from a person whose IQ is at least 50 points lower than mine. If you want people to be cordial to you, then it is not excessively well advised to insult them publicly. If you are wondering who I am, the answer is that my not-to-be handle was CaoCao. Additionally, I resent the way that my “friend”, Wordsmith, spoke of me to begin with. Bring it on!

“ADD people don’t suffer
fools gladly”
–anonymous

#2

She was really flaming me a while ago, too. maybe she’s having a bad day, if so, I can excuse her for her unwarranted (at least in my eyes) behavior.

"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

#3

Bite me.

Kellibelli is one of the reasons I decided to register instead of just read and lurk.

Get your little troglodyte self outta my face. I gotta can of Whupass here boy and I’m not afraid to use it.

#4

Guanyu…Hey Welcome! You are definately articulate, and not at all what I expected. :slight_smile:

Not a bad flame for your first try (patting your pack) Good job!

Now little man, as this is the pit after all, while I do admire your balls, which are so sadly lacking in MR DIMWIT, do not try to engage me in a flame war, it is not prudent.

I did refer to you as childish etc…that is exactly as you were protrayed by wordsmith. Might I suggest you flame him.

I will let this go…just this once!

Now fucknugget rogers…I am actually having the BEST fucking day that I can remember in MONTHS! You suck you little toad licking gutter slime!

GuanYu…dont encourage support from trolls…you will get branded as one!

#5

What scientific service did you use to determine your IQ is at least 50 points higher than hers? Also, did you create this mindless thread just so you could sit bick, watch yourself get ripped on, and see what kind of excitement you can stir up? I would hope you have slightly better things to do with your life. However, based on the inanity of your known thoughts, I am guessing that is sadly not the case. Look, why don’t you post your home address. I will see if I can start a collection for you. With a lot of work, we may be able to enroll you in a local community school. I hear heating/AC work pays well these days. I know, I know, it’s not much…but dangit Guan Yu, I believe you can aspire towards mediocrity. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!!

It’s not bragging if you can do it - Satchel Paige

#6

Ah, so this is where you ran to Mr. Rogers.
You spinless little wimp. I told you your ass is mine in the pit.

Well KID what do you have to say about flaming me and refusing to answer me ? What are you, a little punk?

Why not fight like the man you hope to become ?

And I’m sure Kellibelli will be overjoyed that you have decided to forgive her.

As for Guan Yu, I don’t know you, but be warned Kellibelli may rip you a new one. Other than that little warning, I’m staying out of that one.

Ayesha,
aka - Lioness

I’m already visualizing
the duct tape over your
mouth.

#7

Guys, Guys, now lets give the newbie a chance to apologize before we roast him alive…

He does have a clever handle, at least its not ALL IN CAPS!!

#8

Kellibelli,
I didn’t flame him, just warned him.

I did of course flame Mr. Rogers. And I liked it too !

I have to get to work on dinner now. We are having chinese food delivered, and you know how much work that is.

Oh and the sig. line is for Mr. Rogers.

Ayesha - Lioness

I’m out of my mind, but,
feel free to leave a message

#9

Hmmm, the first post by guano-on-yu is in the pit.

Why would anybody but a troll register and make one post to start a thread in the pit.

Mr Rogers Angry Wittle Clown & guano-on-yu, I suggest you youngsters take that thing out of your ass, put your pants back on and go tell your mommies you’ve been bad. Off to the sandbox with you boys. The pit is for adults.

One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

#10

God, I LOVE this place!

Guano, just curious. What do you use for brains? Peanut butter?

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they get up in the morning,
that’s as good as they’re going to feel for the rest of the day.

#11

::sniff, sniff::

I never got my pack patted…

#12

GuanYu wrote:

Um …

Nah, too easy.

#13

Oh so you saw it too ?

Ayesha - Lioness

I’m out of my mind, but,
feel free to leave a message

#14

I let it go too, trace.

But I’m still a little dizzy from “my-not-to be handle was CaoCao.”

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they get up in the morning,
that’s as good as they’re going to feel for the rest of the day.

#15

Scotty…you know darn well you got your front patted :wink:

#16

::thinking to self:: Thank god they don’t realize that I was the one that helped him sign up. Maybe after he gets this out of his system, he’ll become a good contributor to this BB, but then again, this may be his one and only message.
At least they don’t know I had anything to do with it. Phssh. Suckers.

:: out loud :: Uh-oh… INCOMING!

“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin

#17

Maybe we should take up a collection to bribe Sanibal not to tell anymore of his “friends” about the boards…
aww…they’re so cute at that age!

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips (stolen from matt’s webpage)

#18

I didn’t mean for there to be a shameful face, but it worked out quite well…

Oh, and Kellibelli, when do I get my front padded??

Zette, it’s Sanibel, not Sanibal. A little respect, please. This is, after all, General Quest… Oh, never mind. You stupid bastard.

hee hee. That was fun!

“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin

#19

To Kelli:
You USED to be so nice!!! (Maybe you spent too much time hanging around with Byzantine?) :frowning:

To everyone:
I know it is the nature of the pit, and the relative anonymity makes it easier to be abusive and rude. It just seems odd that such intelligent people are automatically rude and nasty to anyone they disagree with. As I was not blessed with such a gift with 4-letter words, I haven’t engaged in flame wars.

Last thought:
My dad used to say “It only takes half a brain to prove yourself a fool”. Does it make you feel better, to make fun of people with only half a brain? I mean, GEEZ!

Okay, I’m done using half my brain.

-Katy

#20

We’re surrounded.

There’s just too many of them.