Kim Jong-Il develops Invisible mobile phone ..

…technology .
from ESPN.

It’s been suggested that North Korea leader Kim Jong-Il gave the coach advice on how to reach the World Cup. Kim Jong-Su, the general secretary of the North Korean FA, has said the ‘Dear Leader’ gave “in-depth guidance” on how to develop the game in the country and the coach himself has claimed he received regular tactical advice during matches, ***apparently using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye. Jong-Il is said to have developed the technology himself. ***

Steve jobs should be worried !:smiley:

Well, I suppose some form of earpiece and mike like secret service types have. I suppose you don’t need the thickish curly cords running up behind the ear, you could use fairly small gauge wires. Can bluetooth type tech be made small enough that the earpiece doesn’t need wires? If you dont need a mic boom then you don’t need the external part pf the bluetooth headset.

I think the idea is that it’s another outlandish claim about the Dear Leader’s amazing achievements, not so much as speculation on how it could be done.

Probably powered by that amazing breakthrough in Fusion Energy.

The country is now powered by fusion, but the soccer team is powered by their new “super drink” with “microelements”.

Kim Jong Il is there anything he cant do?

He can’t shout without creating huge storms. Cite.

He can’t defeat Chuck Norris

Invisible phone and super drink aren’t helping them in the current match as potugal is leading them 4-0 ( 60 minutes into the match ).

:smiley:

I heard he was negotiating with BP in regards to the robotic submersible that he invented that could easily plug the well head in the Gulf.

Kim also can’t not be the greatest golfer in the world. And he could easily defeat Chuck Norris. The only reason he doesn’t is that he is so benevolent and kind.

I’m picturing a series of commercials like “The most interesting man in the world” but with Kim Jong Il playing the lead.

Stay thirsty my friend