Well maybe not, but what DID he do?
Kim Jong-il (and his official media) claimed several off-the-wall achievements:
I haven’t heard, nor have I been able to find, any kind of similar fantastic claims made by/of Kim Jong-un.
Will these develop slowly, and be woven into the myth of the Supreme Leader as a matter of course, or were the fantastic stories of Kim Jong-il a symptom of his own narcissism?
I wasn’t sure if this was GQ material or not…
Since this requires speculation, it’s better suited to IMHO than GQ.
Colibri
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Of course he didn’t invent pudding, everyone knows Bill Cosby did.
Duh.
Sure, he gets a few holes in one every round, but he is teeing off from the ladies tee. Just sayin.
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North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shot three or four holes-in-one per round.
Shouldn’t that be “Kim routinely has three or four holes-in-one taken out and shot per round?”
What’s an internet expert? Navigating the interwebs isn’t such a hard task now that we have Google.
According to North Korean sources, Kim Jong-il learned to walk when he was only three weeks old and learned to talk when he was only eight weeks old. During his college years, he wrote 1500 books. Kim Jong-il invented the hamburger. He collected dolphins.
And three or four holes-in-one? You are clearly a capitalist running dog for spreading such lies. The truth is the Dear Leader shot eleven holes-in-one in 1994. In the first and only round of golf he ever played.
Kim Jong-il could change the weather - with his mind.
In North Korea, you don’t shoot a hole in one…
I first read the thread title as “Kim Jong un-invented pudding.”
I take it that he has not, in fact, uninvented pudding. I guess I’ll have to do it, then.
Hey, everyone who knows how to make pudding, kindly forget how. Thank you.
I did that too.
I also did that when there was a rumor that he died and the thread title was “Kim Jong-un dead”
The lower case u in his name screws with the next part of the sentence.
I have $10 to anybody who can edit the Wikipedia entry for KJi to say that he uninvented pudding.
That’d be awesome.
Kim Jong-Il?
Well, Mao un-invented Western Music, so there’s precedent.
That’s just ridiculous; only Bill Cosby can uninvent pudding.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
Why doesn’t the DPRK’s Ministry of [del]Propaganda[/del] Information save time and just crib their stuff from here (SFW/PG-13).
The Dear Leader v Mr. Burns (caddied by Smithers) would be quite a round to watch…
Especially after all those headlines telling you “Kim Jong Ill”.
The alternate ending to the story would be ‘Kim Jong-I’m getting better’ and ‘Kim Jong-I feel happy! I feel happyyyyy.’
Edit: My poor, poor thread.
and he doesn’t always drink beer but when he does…
Amazing! Was that before or after he invented fire?