Kim Jong-Un in a coma?

Fill me in on the joke?

Thank you.

Anyone get the feeling that he’ll jump up and execute anyone who wasn’t rending his clothes in grief enough? That sounds like something that little Caligula would do.

Maybe he speaks Old English.

Mercia! FUCK YEAH!

apologies to The Smiths

There was an old Russian movie directed by Sergei Eisenstein, about Ivan the Terrible. At on point he was ill, and quarreling nobles were jockeying for power, because the heir was an infant. Turns out he was recovering though, and one guy accidentally caught a glimpse of him. That dude immediately went to the others and pledged his loyalty to Ivan and the child. The others were not well thought of when the Tsar came back, heh.

So, is Lil’ Kim dying, or what?

Trump thinks he’s alive and fine. So we know he’s dead.

Are you implying he is pining for the fjords? Singing with the Choir Eternal?

He’s shuffled off his mortal coil.

What say we nail him to a perch? Or put 10,000 volts through him?

He’s getting better!

Surfaces? In a flood-hit region? You mean he swam the and broke above the surface?

Yeah, just like Cthulhu.