North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is once again on his death bed … that is, if you buy what some South Korean officials are saying about his mysterious health status…
There might be something to this, because N. Korea’s own National Intelligence Service said that although Kim would still “exert absolute power,” he would gradually begin to transfer authority to his younger sister, Kim Yo-jong , to “ease stress.” So … something’s up.
Since it’s so hard to see inside of the box that is North Korea, he’s like Schrödinger’s Dictator.
“Thank you, mr chair. Lovely to see you again here. And now, before our final guest of the evening, a stuffed and very late iguana, please welcome the comatose Mr Kim!”
Dammit JAQ and ILM! Now I’ve got an image of Trump moodily walking around the WH with the Smiths blasting in his earphones from an old walkman. Tears leaving white trails in his orange makeup.