Kim Jong-Un in a coma?

N. KOREA’S KIM JONG-UN REPORTEDLY IN A COMA …

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is once again on his death bed … that is, if you buy what some South Korean officials are saying about his mysterious health status…

There might be something to this, because N. Korea’s own National Intelligence Service said that although Kim would still “exert absolute power,” he would gradually begin to transfer authority to his younger sister, Kim Yo-jong , to “ease stress.” So … something’s up.

Since it’s so hard to see inside of the box that is North Korea, he’s like Schrödinger’s Dictator.

He’s not in charge. Nobody may know who is in charge for sure. 2020 is the year that just keeps on giving.

He’s going to be the surprise guest speaker at the RNC, and the coma is the cover story for his absence.

If it were true it would be the traditional news sites like the BBC, New York Times and Washington Post.

He could be in a coma and still give a better speech than Trump.

TMZ may be trashy and exploitative, but it’s also quite often accurate.

Wasn’t he supposed to be in a coma several months ago too?

‘e was restin’.

Ah yes, pining for the fjords.

Beautiful plumage, though.

Kim Jong-Un in a coma
I know, I know
It’s serious

Kim Jong-Un in a coma
I know, I know
It’s really serious

“Thank you, mr chair. Lovely to see you again here. And now, before our final guest of the evening, a stuffed and very late iguana, please welcome the comatose Mr Kim!”

Thank you.

Do you really think
He’ll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it’s serious

Dammit JAQ and ILM! Now I’ve got an image of Trump moodily walking around the WH with the Smiths blasting in his earphones from an old walkman. Tears leaving white trails in his orange makeup.

Well, it’s not the BBC, but Fox News is on the story.

I believe they are all quoting one S. Korean diplomat. I’m waiting until we hear from more than just one person.

Please Kim doesn’t even speak 'Merican!

According to NK press, there’s nothing he can’t do.

Oh, well I guess he just prefers the dad-bod then.