Kimmi's boobs (Survivor II)

I didn’t say squat about Amber. I’m reserving judgment–physically.

But it’s almost like she hasn’t been there, man. I like my babes to ACTUALLY EXIST. Or BE SEEN. Where’s Amber been?

Following Jerri around, or sobbing in a mudhole, from what we’ve seen. No personality.

OK, there was also that pep talk in Episode 5. Too little, too late. I was too broke up over Kimmi’s impending banishment to notice.

handy–veggie babes give GREAT BJ. They practice on carrots all the time.

Everybody looks ugly in the Outback. When they get back to civilization and clean up, it’s different.

Don’t believe me? Check out this page.

DAMN, but Kimmi looks fiiiiiiiiiine!!!

Want her worse than ever now.

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*Originally posted by MC *
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Sorry for the hijack, but are you saying that being a hippy and/or a vegetarian equates to idiocy? If so, why?

I think once Amber and Elisabeth are gone, I’m not gonna watch it anymore. Of course, Amber and Elisabeth are hardly on the show to begin with, but we all know they’re there somewhere, being wicked hot and stuff.

What are you guys talking about? Those pictures of Kimmi on etonline make her look like some over the hill old xxx movie extra. Frankly, she looks better without make up. In any case, she should have spent the boob job dough on reconstructive surgery to make her mouth smaller. Those Kimmi fans here, with a mouth that big, she could take all of you on at the same time.

If she wasn’t a vegetarian she would not have been voted off. It was her “bonding” with the chickens that did it.

A hijack here, but has anyone else considered the possibility that Amber is the secret gay contestant that allegedly is going to be revealed later in the series? She’s single, has revealed very little about her personal life, and has really bonded with Jerri. Not that there’s anything wrong with that; in fact this could inspire some new lines in Survivor sex fantasies.

Hey, anybody know if Kimmi has a fan-club or website yet? If there is, I’m gonna write to her and ask for her hand. Vegetarian cooking and great sex, whoo-hoo!:slight_smile:

      • I am getting a “no DNS entry” for the etonline link.
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      • Yes, both.
  • Hippie: PJ O’Roure says it best; people who dress “like” hippies today Just Don’t Get It.
  • Vegetarian: Why live in a wealthy country and eat like you’re living in a poor country? Why not skip the measles, chicken pox and polio shots as well?
  • MC

Well, I agree that PJ O’Rourke is a fine writer. But as to not getting “it”, the folks I know who could be placed into the hippy category don’t necessarily want “it”. And absolutely none of the vegetarians I know adopt that method of nourishment for financial reasons, but rather for health or moral reasons. And of the above two groups, I would consider none of them idiots, especially for thier appearance or choice of food. Misguided at times? Perhaps, but then aren’t we all. But this is IMHO, and to each their own. Thanks for answering my question.

That etonline link, at the bottom it says that when she got back, she ate a Twix, Doritos, had some soda, trail mix, and a PBJ sandwich, and then, just to be a vegetarian, a bean sprout and carrot sandwich.

WTF? I always thought the point of being a vegetarian is to eat healthy.

I’m really hung up over this whole vegetarian thing. I’ll never understand it.

I mentioned in the Survivor II thread over in MPSIMS that Kimmi, having eaten the worm, is not a true vegetarian. She might call herself one, but I could call myself the messiah. It just don’t make it true.

Anyway, the point of being a vegetarian is not eating meat.

Lots of different types, reasons. If you’re going to chide one for not living up to their crede, you should first know what crede they follow. It is sheer ignorance to criticize a vegetarian for violating an expectation which they have never accepted. It is like criticizing a Christian for failing to obey a Papal Bull.

Personally, I have seen only bits and pieces of a couple of episodes, and I found Kimmy annoying, petulant, and not particularly attractive. (And I dig hippy chicks.)

At least the women on this Survivor are HOT!..Unlike the mediocre ones on the first one.

Speaking of the first one, I wouldnt mind seeing Jerri, Amber, Elisabeth and Kimmi in that mud volcano on Pulua Tiga. That would be the ratings bonanza CBS would want after the Super Bowl.

She was on Howard Stern today. Stern confronted her with the picture of her with small boobs, and asked her if she had implants. She very casually just said no, and that she’s gained weight since then, so they’re bigger.

I don’t know whether to believe that or not. They got a lot bigger!! They did look pretty ‘floppy’ on Survivor though.

Since when was P.J. O’Rourke ever an authority on popular culture? He belongs with David Horowitz’s “Second Thoughts” school of reactionary cultural criticism – otherwise known as “Waaahh, you fifty-year-old hippies are having too much fun, and I’m a fifty-year-old killjoy and I can’t stand it, stop it, stop it, stahhh piiiiiiit, wah!”

It’s P.J. who “Just Doesn’t Get” that he’s living in the wrong decade. When he’s not calling for a new McCarthyite blacklist (the 50’s), he’s trying to be more arrogant and obnoxious than Rush Limbaugh, if that’s possible (the 90’s).

Unfortunately for P.J., most Americans aren’t right-wing jerks. Most Americans didn’t even vote for the conservative guy last year. :slight_smile:

P.J. also Just Doesn’t Get that William Greider is the most intelligent political writer to come out of Rolling Stone magazine. (Sorry, Hunter Thompson fans – “crazy” and “intelligent” aren’t necessarily synonymous.) :slight_smile:

When Kimmi Kappenberg takes over the White House and I’m her First Man :stuck_out_tongue: , first thing we’ll do is restore the old FCC Equal Time Rule. Whenever a station plays somebody like Larry Elders, Laura Schlesinger or Limbaugh, they’ll also have to play somebody like Jim Hightower, Molly Ivins or Michael Moore for balance.

And then we’ll pass the Ninety-Sixth Amendment. (See Frank Miller’s “Give Me Liberty.”) :smiley:

Just the other day I picked up Survivor 1 video from the video rental store. Its uncensored. But you don’t get to see any naked chicks, just Rich’s naked butt & a lot of profanity.

Im sure they are planning to do the same with II.

Judging from last night’s episode, Jerri’s and Amber’s boobs have decided to step into the void created by the exile of Kimmi’s boobs.

Yup, I’d like to personally thank Mark Burnett for the lovely shot of Amber nearly losing her bandana/halter top after getting the first tree-mail message. :wink:

And, I taped the episode, too (for Anniz to see next week)! Whoo!

Did everyone notice that one of Jerri’s nipples had (partially) escaped her bikini top last night?

It was when her and Amber were lying on their backs discussing food/sex rather loudly.

I’m kinda surprised they didn’t edit it out - they probably got a phone call from the FCC first thing this morning…

Anyway, just glad they left it in…

-DZ42

Yeah, I caught the areola action. :smiley: