I’d hire the guy who designed the toilets on the Japanese bullet trains. That was one of the most comfortable toilets I’ve ever used, and it was on a freaking train.
In fact, that guy should design all the toilets, everywhere.
Kim never heard of flushing a toilet?
Good luck retrieving that sample from the hotel sewer lines.
That’s what we said about the American government and phone tapping. “There’s no way they are listening to /all/ the phone conversations! That would be insane”
Then 10 years later you learn that they’ve got a system cutting into /every/ dam mainline sewer, and they are scanning for key turds and passing that shit on to the police under deap cover…