. . . what will they call Kim Jong-un?
The Un-Leader?
The “Great Successor.”
The Chubby Successor?
He’s young his state PR needs to work hard for him.
“The Too-Soon-To-Tell Leader”
Brilliant Leader. You heard it here first.
Brave leader,
Didn’t he kill 50 US soldiers with his barehands?
Loss Leader
Had to earn the undeserved promotion somehow.
I think trying to maneuver him as a warrior or any military connotation will likely backfire. The current generals have already been insulted enough.
They’ll play on him being a moral or spiritual leader.
True Leader, Kind Leader, Exalted leader.
Wise leader is probably another angle they’ll avoid.
“Dear Great Leader”
“Great Leader II, Electric Boogaloo”
The Leaderator.
Please, it’s obvious.
They’ll combine the two names to form “The Drear Leader”.
The Fond Leader.
Because he was educated in Switzerland, and therefore he’s fond-dude.
God I’m turning into my dad.
Since he was educated in Switzerland, he could be the “Cuckoo Leader”.
(And yes, I know Orson Wells got it wrong and the cuckoo clock was actually invented in Germany.)
The Weekly Leader…!
(…no, huh?)
Fat Bastard
This week he’s the news leader.
the Milli Leader?
When I see him, all I can think of is Mr. Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man
Ootsie-Wootie Weader.