Ladies?
If I can’t have Dr. Strangepork, I guess I’ll have to go with Hogthrob.
Young Kirk or Old Kirk? Ahh, hell, who am I kidding? I don’t care. Young or old, Kirk’s my guy.
No love for Brannigan? (BTW, I misspelled his name in the thread title.)
I knew I liked you for some reason.
Picard. Maybe Sisko.
Yeah, I’m going to have to go with a write in for Picard.
Come on, let’s see some Branigan love! He’s got a velour uniform, what have the others got?
Folks are heartless, Brannigan suffers from Sexlexia, doncha know.
Will the Zapmeister be wearing his formal shorts?
Branigan by a mile. He’s the only one who knows the most sensuous part of a woman is the boobies.
Kif. Totally.
If it has to be a ship’s captain (or space station commander), then Sisko wins, followed by Picard, then Kirk. Zap . . . well, Zap disgusts me. Perhaps that’s why I love Kif so much.
And it’s real velour!
Dignity?
I’m surprised that Hogthrob isn’t getting more votes. I thought women loved a manly cleft chin.
According to Janice’s tell-all autobiography, Hogthrob’s tail wasn’t the only curly appendage he had!
I don’t really see how Picard or Kif fit in here: the connection between the three characters are that they’re bold, brash, seductive space ship commanders, with large jaws and too-tight uniforms.
Picard’s uniform was too tight!
If I have to pick one of the three, I’ll go with Zapp Brannigan. He has a heart shaped bed.
Capt. Jack Harkness
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