Actually, if you watched the E! True Hollywood Story on Growing Pains (shut up!), Alan Thicke seriously disses Kirk. He basically told him when Kirk was complaining that the show was pornographic, that if GP was too blue for him, to go and get a job with Pat Robertson or whatever.
This is the guy who was SUCH a good Christian that he got a coworker fired because she had posed for Playboy. He’s a complete tool.
Oh, and don’t forget Lisa “Blair Warner” Whelchel from Facts of Life. She’s a fundy too.
He also got Leonardo DiCaprio fired (after Kirk was already a Holy Roller) for getting more fan mail than him.
If Evolution exists, then why are there still Televangelists? (And the best star power the evangelicals can muster consists of Kirk Cameron, Gary Busey and Gavin McLeod- damn, Scientology at least has A-listers, these guys are like the hurricanes starting over with Alpha Listers.)
None of this is to imply in any way I wouldn’t still do Kirk Cameron, incidentally. My favorite moment was the episode in which he explained (I forget exactly how) it was proof of God’s love and mercy that homosexuals go to hell.
Check the website someone linked on the first page. If you ever manage to catch it on TBN, it’s a real doozy.
What I love about WOTM is when you have the little “Are you a Christian?” thing. If you mouse back and forth rapidly over the “yes” and “no” buttons, you can make Kirkles dance!
Plus, his whack-job of a girlfriend, who I believe got him started down this road, got her part expanded when they got rid of Julie McCullough.
A pair of real sweethearts, them.
John the tap dancing baptist on a rubber crutch. How to fuck up both faith and logic in one video. More than once I’ve been told I’m going to hell because I don’t believe the universe was created in 144 hours but this shit takes the cake. So a banana proves the existance of god becasue you can give it a hand job?
I am a person of faith but my faith doesn’t rest on some half assed understanding of how things work.
Hey, if you actually READ the site, you’d see that there’s nothing wrong with Wil Wheaton’s life! Heck, he turned out to be cooler than I thought he would!
Kirk Cameron getting his anti-evolution mad on…Tom Cruise buying into a colossal scam…pretty much anything whatsoever involving Terrell Owens…
Y’know what? I don’t freaking care anymore. Let them, every damn one of them, make fools of themselves. As long as I can think for my self, it don’t hurt me none. As long as they’re not making millions off of it or trying to get crazy legislation passed, it’s just more celebrity white noise. Pathetic, maybe a little annoying, but ultimately harmless.
At least we have some idea where these people stand. What the hell do we know about Tiger Woods other than he likes making up words for racial mixtures? (Oh, and he has a thing for hot blondes…wow, BIG effin’ surprise. )
Aren’t those two statements contradictory?
Perhaps if we left you two alone in a room together he’d come out with a new definition of love and mercy? (I say we try it.)
Hmmm. According to Jesus, the most important thing is to love God with all your heart, soul, and mind. “Mind” is specified. The second most important thing is to love your neighbor as yourself. How, exactly, are Mr. Cameron’s actions consistent with these Commandments? If he’s trying to save my soul from the torments of hell, I’m already a Christian. Either that’s already taken care of, or people like him are right, and I’m in a lot of trouble. I could have sworn Jesus decried blind, unthinking obedience, if only by implication in the way He taught.
By the way, Mangetout, send me an e-mail sometime, please.
Are you sure he’s still talking about the banana here? :dubious: He might be experiencing rapture over god’s other perfect food… not that there is anything wrong with that.
The banana happens to fit the human hand, be easy to open, nutritious and pleasant to eat, this is apparently incontrovertible evidence of something or other.
OK, lets just run with that for a moment… What can we therefore infer from the abundant and widespread existence of:
-Things that are pleasant to eat or nutritious, but do not fit the human hand
-Things that are pleasant to eat or nutritious, but are difficult to open (or indeed injurious to handle)
-Things that are pleasant to eat, but are not nutritious (or indeed, may be tasty but deadly poisonous)
-Things that are nutritious, but are not pleasant to eat
Okay, quick hijack: This thread, for reasons unknown to me, really makes me want to see that “bananaphone” video. In case anyone else feels it, too, here you go.
Yeah, I stumbled on one of them a few weeks ago. I’ve been meaning to comment on what an excellent job you did arguing down the woos. Not that it did much good.
(I say we try it.)