Kirk Cameron - Anti-Evolutionary Biologist

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Word on that. Wil Wheaton is the Antikirk.

There was a gossip item not to long ago about a man who sat next to Kirk on a plane, and the whole time Kirk would NOT shut up about trying to save him. I love their analogies, they usually go something like,

“If you saw a small child playing in a cat-pee infested sandbox that was placed at the bottom of an elevator shaft, and someone was trying to cut the elevator cables, wouldn’t you pull the small child to safety? Well, that’s why we need to tell people about hell!”

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Yes, We have no bananas…

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I am so glad that it’s not only my mind that jumped straight to this. :smack:

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I remember reading somewhere (probably here) Top Ten Reasons that Coconuts Prove that God Hates Us.

I can’t remember now if it was an actual list, or just a damn good title. The Googles, zey do nothing. But I thought I’d share.

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Clearly I’m going to hell for not having read the whole thread before posting.

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If you find it, please post it here.

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Thanks. You’re right; it does no good at all; they made the pretense of wanting to discuss the topic, but are not even trying to listen or understand to the replies; the dishonesty of it all just got too maddening in the end, so I’ve shaken the dust off my feet, as it were.

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Here is a link to all the videos, including the chimp one.

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Ouch. I just watched 5 minutes of the evolution video. I think I need a new brain.

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Try and fuck with them. “If protestantism evolved from catholicism, why do we still have catholics?”

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Or “If poodles, schnauzers, St. Bernards and Irish wolfhounds all sprang from wolves why do we still have wolves?”

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I watched the video of Kirk witnessing to the thugs. I watched it all the way to the end in the fervent hope that the thugs would beat him up. But they didn’t, damn it.

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Did anybody check out the Gift Shop? The Banana Proof appears on an Atheist Test for sale through the site.

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I couldn’t get past The banana – the atheist’s nightmare. I’ve had dreams about bananas, but they were not necessarily nightmares . . .

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Freud once said “Sometimes a banana is just a banana. Other times it’s a big yellow penis that fits in the mouth and can be eaten. Flip a coin.”

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And after you eat the banana, it’s peel serves to amuse us by causing humorous pratfalls. Truly, proof of intelligent design!

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I keep getting ones that are curved the other way. Maybe I’m not living right :frowning:

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Okay, so now I see that eighteen people thought of that joke before I did. Grrr

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See, wouldn’t the ultimate snack created by God have an EDIBLE wrapper? That way, we don’t have to pollute the earth!

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One of the google ads

Says it all I feel.