Kisses

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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You know there was this one rhyme thing I heard and I really think the last lines are dumb… read it n tell me what you think

Roses are red
Violets are corny
When I think of you,
oh baby I get horny

Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very Slowly
If you kiss me dont me sassy
Use your tounge and make it nasty

Does n e one actually like nasty slobbery kisses? I can understand when ‘passinate’ kissing gets a little sloppy, but dont do it on purpose! What do you think?

:dubious: :wally :frowning: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Bless. You wrote them yourself, didn’t you?

The first line quoted doesn’t make any sense. And it’s spelled “tongue”.

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No, I didnt write it myself, I got it off of some girls site. Why doesnt the first line make sense?? well excuse me for making a type-o. lol

4

Ha! Now that’s poetry!!! And funny.

5

101 people have read my tread and only a small few respomses? Come on!

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Do you realize that typing “n e” takes the same ammount of key strokes as typing “any”? Excpet that typing “any” makes it much more readable.

Yes, I like sloppy kisses with tongue.

7

mmmmmmm Tongue!

(sorry, somebody had to do it!)

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I don’t know if it’s art, but I like it!

It’s like the never-heard-before last verse of If You Think I’m Sexy by Rod Stuart. Too bad it didn’t make it into the final cut.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Thanks Zebra, I wondered what I was missing.

SDMB members, in general, don’t use l33t, Doux elle. And many of us refuse to converse with those who do. Grammar counts here.

Because it’s gibberish. It’s an incomplete sentence. What does it mean? You tell me.

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SDMB members, in general, don’t use l33t, Doux elle. And many of us refuse to converse with those who do. Grammar counts here.

Whoa… well Excuse me, maybe i am not intelectual enough for you? What does l33t stand for?

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Here’s a link that might explain ‘l337’ to you a leetle better.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155531&highlight=l33t

Doux elle: You might want to read and lurk for a while to get used the atmosphere here, if you haven’t already. Like Homebrew said, people expect an attempt at proper grammar, a coherent train of thought, a meaningful contribution, etc.

Disclaimer: For the first time in my life* I can honestly say that I have the urge to post a message like:

[size=2] *Life begins with the introduction of the SDMB. Of course… ::grimace:: Alas, my relative newbie status and trusting nature make determining the seriousness of posters like Doux elle a tough job. I’ll assume that he’s genuinely confused and try to offer some help. ::sigh:: [/size]

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I am female, thank you and not ignorant. Just didnt think I had to be serious and proper in a MESSAGE BOARD

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My apologies, Doux elle. Hope you weren’t too offended.

However, I reiterate my advice for you to lurk some more (if you haven’t already).

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Doux elle: Make an effort to use correct spelling and grammer. It dosn’t require much effort to use an apostrophe where required, or type “any” instead of “n y”. Trust me, some people here won’t take you seriously otherwise, including myself.

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Gee, Don’t you think I realized that with all the other posts’? No need to be sarcastic with me, like I said earlier, I am NOT dumb. You don’t need to repeat what Searching For The Truth said to me, honest. So dont act all big with me until you have an idea of your own, and it wasn’t “n y” it was “n e” That would makes sense huh??