Lines in songs that made you do the :eek: face the first time you hear them.

… either from being shockingly witty, incongruous to the rest of the song, just plain unexpected, etc.

For me, it was this line from the live version of The Dresden Dolls’ Coin-Operated Boy, off their studio album. The lyrics on the site are different for this line, but in the live version she sings:

And if I had a star to wish on,
for my life I cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
I can even fuck him in the ass!

With the song’s otherwise cutesy lyrics and cabaret-esque music, it was a rather :eek: moment, followed shortly by :D.

What specific lines have shocked the pants off of you - or maybe just elicited a quiet “ohhhh my, haha!”?

great. my first OP and one of my Ds got carried off by hell hornets.

As typos go, this is a fairly benign one. The missing letter didn’t create a nonsense word or a dirty word or anything! Yay!

I’d crawl over fifty good pussies
Just to get to one fat boy’s asshole.
-Nick Cave, “Stagger Lee”

Off-topic but certainly made me go :eek:

“What do you get when you kiss a guy? / You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. / After you do, he’ll never phone ya …”

I mean, what the…? YOU CAN’T RHYME “PHONE YA” WITH “PNEUMONIA”, YOU CRAZY FOOL!

ps I have since discoveredc that everybody else hates this line too but I hated it before it was cool.

Why not?

It’s madness.

Why not? They did and it does.

Some line about not seeing due to the intense illumination,
and being rolled tightly in the manner of a liquid orifice cleanser.

Even though that’s not really the line, I still went :eek:

On Lucinda Williams’s latest, World Without Tears, she has a song titled Ventura with the lines

Lean over the toilet bowl
And throw up my confession

Cleanse my soul
Of this hidden obsession

it’s just wrong. It’s sick and it’s wrong and I’m not at all sure it isn’t a sign of the apocalypse. It’s the most painfully contrived rhyme in all of explored space. It makes me vomit blood.

BLAAAARCHHH.

There I go again.

:eek: No kidding.

In fact, that song got me to go research the whole Stagger Lee thing, and I found the version Nick used…which was exactly the same as his, except :eek: that line :eek: :eek: . Which make me wonder…where exaxctly did Mr. Cave come up with that line :eek: :eek: :eek: ?

“H.W.C” off of Liz Phair’s latest. It’s a happy, poppy tune who’s chorus includes the phrase “…give me your hot, white cum.”
:eek:
Needless to say, I quickly changed over to “Woody’s Roundup” for the G rated audience in the back of the mini van.

No it’s not. Wrong is Kid Rock taking lines that do rhyme in “Big Yellow Taxi”:

We’ll take all the trees
Put 'em in a tree museum
And make the people pay a buck and a half
Just to see 'em

and sing them so they don’t rhyme:

And make the people pay a buck and a half
Just to see them

Drives me nuts.

Actually, I kinda like it. Hal David lyrics, IIRC. Clever, but not as clever as Tom Lehrer rhyming “Oedipus” and “duck-billed platypus” in Oedipus Rex.

No, the most painfully contrived rhymes in all of explored space are the ones where the second line is overrun to make a rhyme on the last syllable that scans. Particular credit for this goes to Eminem, who managed to do it at least 12 times in “Lose Yourself”.

Wait a second … did he really just say “Have another Ding Dong / You’re fatter than fat now”?

(Hate Dept. “Kick You”)

Bon Jovi has a song with the line, “With an iron clad fist,I wake up and french kiss the morning.”

I forget the name of the song, but that line has always stuck with me as some of the most rediculous crap ever recorded.

What does this even mean!?!?!?

“Pneumonia/phone ya” is pretty well contrived (i.e., created). As CalMeachem points out, it’s not up to the level of Tom Lehrer (“funeral/sooner’ll”) or Cole Porter (“de trop/top” “diveen/Ovaltine” “Ambessida/Cressida,” “ravin’/Stratford on Avon” “Othella/fella,” and just about every rhyme in “Brush up your Shakespeare”), but there’s nothing wrong with it.

On other matters, I never understood why Joan Baez changed “Stoneman’s Cavalry” to “So Much Cavalry” when she recorded “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.”

There’s also the chorus to “The Gambler.”

The new Modest Mouse song, Float On:

I swear the second line sounds like “I went from my mouth to my dick…”

huh?

and of course, Pete Townsend’s Rough Boys: “I wanna get inside you/get inside yoooooooooo…” Hear it on classic rock stations everywhere.