Been kind of peeking around here for a few days, reading through all the different forums, getting a feel for the management and the residents.
Everyone seems nice enough, though there is a bit much of the drama around here. I assume there are lots of actor and artist types frequenting this board.
I stand before you as humbly as I can and introduce myself:
freshest of meat, leanest of cuts, choicest of medium rare at your service.
I look forward to engaging some of you in wonderful intellectual debates, others in mundane chatter, others in what will someday be friendship.
I have been to many places, both real and imagined, and always the following rule applies: Be nice to your host, for it is they who decides if you sleep outside in the cold, or share the warmth of the fire and soothing sounds of music from the lyre. I tip my hat to those in charge.
Forgive me in advance for any misgivings, for I mean only to be honest with you, and that honesty sometimes has the bitterness of the unripened apple. I try my best to temper my opinions with mutual respect, but alas there are times when this simply can not be actualized.
Bad News Baboon - Grooming is always appreciated. Thanks for getting those things off my back!
Dijon Warlock - Please, not in front of the children. They’ll be up all night with nightmares…
Cougarfang - As long as you nibble gently, it won’t be my legs that stiffen
pezpunk - Please, don’t poke me with just any ol stick. Wait a minute, I don’t think I want you poking me with any stick at all! :eek:
Francesca, that’s a might personal question you’re askin. But if you must know, when I get that not so fresh feeling, a marinade in vinegar usually does the trick
