There! Now you’re fucked!
Yeah, I got a convertible, but I just saw my wife on a bicycle!
(My personal favorite:)
Well, I guess we answered that question.
Awww-right, now, that’s two…so where’s this Eskimo woman I gotta wrestle?
20 bucks, same as downtown.
To keep her ankles warm.
And that’s how I ended up in court.
This is for Grandma.
…the sign read You’ve just been screwed by Porky’s
…and the genie thought I said I wanted to be a twelve inch pianist.
Death by bunga bunga
well my ass is still kinda sore from yesterday
Howdy Y'all
Beermanone I forgot
DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER DING DONG!!!
i absolutely love the joke that ends, “and i just bet him $100 i could piss all over the bar and you’d laugh about it.” or whatever. but i’ve forgotten the joke. can someone tell it to me? or email? thank you.
nasty: “so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.”
chauvinist: “do you see any roads between the bedroom and the kitchen?”
funny as hell: “well, the first time i told him my dick was bigger than his, and the second time i showed him.”
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
…but that’s the first time I’ve been asked in the pluperfect subjunctive.
I need a bike! I need a Bike!
You got the ugly one!
Must be your shoes.
My favourite punch line is from “Some Like It Hot”
“And then the one-legged jockey said Don’t mind me I’m riding sidesaddle”
Does anyone know if this is a joke or just a punchline?
“Know it? I fucking well wrote it!”
“…and the third one laughed so much she slid down the barstool” (Sorry about that one)
“To celebrate? No, to get the taste out of my mouth.”
“See that BMW down there? I’ll give you THAT for it.”
So the Pope put his feet on the table, lights a cigar and says “you muthaf**kers are all right!”