Labia,
you’ve got me on my knees.
Labia,
I’m begging darling please.
When the labia hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore
What does it mean when your most popular thread title is, “labia!”?
Christ…
It means that labia are popular. Duh.
When you’re a kid and you wanna go “Wheeeeeeee” but you don’t have labia yet …
[Lionel Ritchie]
Once, twice. threee tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes a Labia
[/Lione Ritchie]
And now…
Bilabial fricative.
Lay labia lay
Lay across my big brass cock
When it says Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s
On the labia labia labia
You will like it like it like it
On your table, table table
Or Labia Luckdy Tonight.
Whatever that means.
Now I labia down to sleep…
Did I mention I went to Our Labia of Perpetual Sorrow as a boy?
Leapin’ Labia!!
That sounds like a depressing church. I went to Sacred Labia church as a kid. I was baptized in the Labial Font.
Hey, Labia, you got the love I need
Maybe more than enough
Oh, darlin’, darlin’, darlin’
Walk a while with me
Oooohh, you got so much…so much…so much…
Okay, who else is no longer able to pronounce “labia?”
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[Steven Tyler]
“Yeah, yeah, dude looks like a labia”
[/Steven Tyler]
You guys are twisted souls…
But I loves ya anyway!
Half labia, philosophically-a,
Must, ipso facto, half not be-a.
But half labia has got to be-a
Vis a vis, its entity-a. D’you see-a?
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee-a,
Eric the half labia.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee-a,
Eric the half labia.
…and so forth and whatnot…
A Haiku:
Labia
In bed, horny, I
slide my hand down, stroke gently.
She’s watching TV.
Upside inside out
Livin’ la vida Labia
Princess Labia: Help me, Obi Wan! You’re our only hope!