labia!

Tie me Labia down, sport.
Tie me Labia down.
Tie me Labia down, sport.
Tie me Labia down.

Labia Potato Chips

No One Can Eat Just One!

[Def Leppard]
Two Labia For Love…
[/DL]

1,001 Labian Nights

Out of Labia

Jurasic Pork III: The Lost Labia

What’s a nice labia like you doing in a place like this?

That’s no labia, that’s my WIFE!

obladee, oblada, Labia-AH. La-la-lala Labia!

"Labia please!

Is that to go?

'Thanks, I’ll eat it here."

Would you like Labia with that?

A brief, but on-topic hijack -

Apparently, labial reduction surgery is all the rage right now among women who have more money than common sense. Its for those women who don’t want their flaps visible and want to have them trimmed. According to a blurb in last months Playboy, a porn star (I forget her name) recently auctioned off her “labia trimmings” (and how’s that for a great name for a band?) and received $5,000.

We now return to our regularly scheduled thread…and don’t give me any lip about the hijack.

<Arnold Schwarzenegger>

Get to da LABIA! RUN! Do it NOW!

</Arnold Schwarzenegger>

All the best gynecologists wear white lab[sub]ia[/sub] coats.

Ladies and Gentlemen, THAT is one of the nastiest and strangest things I’ve read in a long time.

There once was a man from Arabia
Who looked at his wife and said, “maybe, uh,
You shouldn’t blow kisses
At misters and misses…
Especially not with your labia.”

Labia, oh Labia!
Oh have you seen Labia?
Labia, the tattooed lady!

Canadian superstars Terri and Phillippa
in their major motion picture debut

       NOT WITHOUT MY LABIA!

Does anyone else see “labia thread” and immediately think “tampon?”

Curse you, rundogrun! That was my idea.

Um… shoot. Now what am I gonna do? I know, gonna get me some dogs.

Labiador Retrievers.

Golden Labias, Chocolate Labias, Black Labias. Collect the whole set!

[Harry Belafonte]
Laaaaa-bya
Laaaaa-bya
[/Harry Belafonte]

Yessir, that’s my labia
Nosir, don’t mean maybe-a
Yessir, that’s my labia now …

[Lionel Richie]
Laaaaaa-bia
[/LR]

Labia Godiva?
(which, incidentally, could be three things.)

Labia Fingers

Labia in Red

Labia of Spain

Our Labia Peace

Barenaked Labia

Labia Marmalade

Patti Labialle

The Labia of Shallot

tsk tsk, Demo. Having a thread titled Labia is such a minor thing…

I’m more of a “vulva-man,” myself …