labia!

So sorry.

Please accept my apolabias.

Oh! Labia!
We Stand On Guard For Thee!!!

[sinatra]
That’s why that labia…is a tramp
[/sinatra]

It’s the end of labia as we know it… and I feel fine.

Ahh, but obviously it’s a majora topic of interest…

<Hattie> Miz Scarlet, I don’ know nuttin’ 'bout no labias!

Labia-labia-labia-That’s all, folks!

I wish I could go to Ellis Island, and climb up the stairs of the Statue of Labia.

Oh, hell, because I’m bored:
That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, labia, snakes, an aeroplane, Labia Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a labia, listen to yourself churn - labia serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Labia start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing labia games, a government for hire and a labia site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the labias breathing down your neck. Team by team labia baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low labia! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, labia food, but it’ll do. Save your labia, serve your labia. World serves its own labia, listen to your labia bleed, dummy with the rapture and the labia and the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, labia, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It’s the end of labia as we know it.
It’s the end of labia as we know it.
It’s the end of labia as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o’clock - labia hour. Don’t get caught in labia towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to your labia churn. Locking in, uniforming, labia burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Labia incinerate. Light a candle, light a labia. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear labia. Renegade steer clear! A labia, labia, a labia of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me labia and I decline.

It’s the end of labia as we know it.
It’s the end of labia as we know it.
It’s the end of labia as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of labia, continental labia divide. Mountains sit in a line, Labia Bernstein. Labia Brezhnev, Labia Bruce and Labia Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, labia, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book labia, right? Right.

It’s the end of labia as we know it.
It’s the end of labia as we know it.
It’s the end of labia as we know it and I feel
fine…fine…

(It’s time I had some labia alone)

[sub]::giggling like a 12-year-old::[/sub]

Labia down Sally

there once was a man from Labia…

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my labia was missing, again. It’s not the first time it’s happened; it’s detatchable.

//dindindindindindindindin//
Detatchable labia!
//dindindindindindindindin//
Detatchable labia!

For a moment I thought someone had devoted a thread to me.

If you can’t be with the labia you love, honey
Love the labia you’re with!

This made me spit Mountain Dew® all over my screen. King Missle references are always welcome!

:smiley: I aim to please.

What’s all this about? Labia, from Labium, Webster’s 'Labium":
a : a lower mouthpart of an insect that is formed by the second pair of maxillae united in the middle line b : a liplike part of various invertebrates…

I was doing fine until I hit the King Missile reference. Then…floorsville.

You are the sunshine of my labia.

[black sabbath]
My name is la-bi-a, please take my hand
[/black sabbath]

[Rolling Stones]
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me labia
'Cause I’m in need of some restraint
[/Rolling Stones]

…Mother, tell your daughter labia not to walk this way…

Like a bridge over troubled labia
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled labia
I will laaaaaaaay me down
*

I’m your only labia
I’m not your only labia
But I’m a little glowing labia
But really I’m not actually your labia
But I am