You guys are so easily amused 
/LassieOn
LAAAAAAAABIAAAAA
OHH LAAAAAABIIIAAAA
/LassieOff
gets her Puff Daddy on
It’s all about the labias, baby…
Oh, and…
What’s the plural of labia? Labias? Labi? Labu?
Minora!
Majora!
Labiate corolla!
Labium, labium,
Sis, boom, bah!
(Fight cheer of the Southwestern Idaho Pendulous Pudendas football team)
channeling Kurt Cobain
With the labia out, it’s less dangerous
Labia here now, entertain us
Makes you stupid, can be contagious
Labia here now, entertain us
A vagina, a majora, a labia, a minora…
YEAHHHHHHHH
[sub} I think Kurt would be proud. After all, he did write the song Moist Vagina[/sub]
Heh, this thread reminds me of *Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason *
Anyway, labia is the plural. The singular is labium. I think… Just thought I’d share.
You all can continue with your labia now. Um…have fun?
Hey, we are about to fight the Talabians. That’s not funny.
And the Labia shall lie down with the lion…
The Labia, The Witch and the Wardrobe…
The Labia in Winter……
[Boris Karloff]
Welcome to my labia-tory
[/Boris Karloff]
[Cream]
I’ve been waiting so long
To be where I’m goin’
In the sunshine of your laa-a-aaa-bi-iaaaaaa
[/Cream]
Thou art as lovely as a summer’s labia…
This is Ground Control to labia
Can’t touch this!
Duh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh
La-BI-a!
And this one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute into my labia!
Ummm, give me labia or give me labia. What ? Oh ok, never mind then I have my own ! 
Labia on my shoulders makes me happy
Labia in my eyes can make me cry
Labia on the water look so lovely
Labia almost always make me high
Tempted by the Labia of another.
I want you to want Labia
Have you ever needed labia so bad
Pour some Labia on me
Hanging by a Labia
I’ve been loving Labia too long
I am a labia of constant sorrow
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls; it’s a mixed-up, wonderful shook-up world
cos of Labia
la-la-la-la-labia
[Sophie B Hawkins]
As I labia down to sleep
Shouldn’t that read Obi WanD??
You are my Labia.
My only Labia.
You make me happy
When skies are gray.
You’ll never know, dear
How much I love you,
Please don’t take my Labia away!
Lawrence of a-labia!
[beastie boys]
Hey Labia!
Get funky…
[/beastie boys]
[beatles]
You never give me your labia…
You only give me your funny papers…
[/beatles]
Happiness is a warm labia…
You been smokin’ them trimmin’s again, boy?!
I was gonna clean my room until I got labia
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got labia
my room is still messed up and I know why
(why man?)
yea hey, 'cause I got labia
'cause I got labia
'cause I got labia
La da da da da da da da da…
I’m happy, I’m feeling glad,
I’ve got labia in a bag…
I like the way you spank my labia…
Okay, that’s it. Now you are going to get it.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a labia?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a vulva?
It’s swell to have a vagina.
It’s divine to own a clitoris,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest lips.
I met 'em in a club down in old SoHo
Where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A, cola
I asked 'em their name and they asked me to dance
And then they looked at me with a little smile
And said labia
L-A-B-I-A, labia
La-la-la-la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabia
[BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMMMMMMP]
Labia and strife,
Labia and strife,
Labia in the lightning,In the lightning.
In the rain…
I love the smell of labia in the morning.