It’s not cleaning; it’s foreplay. 
Excuse me. I have something to do in the kitchen. Then I have to go draw.
One thing that made me swoon for my guy is his red power tie. It looks very all-business but when you get up close, you see it has little dinosaurs on it. Completely adorable!
“Here’s the popcorn, pass it down.”
“Sorry I’m late. I was out walking my dog, wearing plaid spats and a monocle, when I used my rippling forearms to help someone change a flat tire. Did I miss anything?”
The google ads on this thread are great! Thanks to them I know that the popular responses are related to owning a dog, being a parent and being healthy and fit.
Deep down, I always knew Google would be insturmental in me finding true love…
Just HAD to pop in for this one. The day I told my boyfriend I wanted to study Anthropology and his response was “Sweet!” he totally had me. The usual response I get to that is a blank stare followed by “Is that the dinosaur thing?”
Talk nerdy to me, baby…
It’s kind of sad that the thread on things that turn you off is more than twice as long as this one.
Says something about the human condition, doesn’t it?
Do you guys mind if I copy your notes later?
When my boyfriend wears his glasses it is all I can do not to rip his pants off. Men in glasses are at the top of my Sexy List.
:puts “buy new glasses” on his to-do list:
:Sits down, surreptitiously screws half-full box of popcorn onto his lap:
Chew quietly! I’m trying to listen!
I like a guy who starts playful arguments. Like the one who forced me to defend the word “every” in casual mention that a store had every season of the Simpsons on DVD
Ooooh, you’re all naming my favorite things!!