You’ll probably get a PM offer to help knock the dust off that thang.
Maybe there’s cobwebs and spiders. Spiders are creepy!
I’d say over 90% of the creepy PMs I’ve sent have been under the influence. Alcohol really helps me maximize my creepiness.
No. 
I have received some gossipy “helpful” ones about board drama. :rolleyes:
Well, my blatant play for attention yielded only one PM. And it wasn’t even creepy.
I’d like to see “mildly flirtatious” combined with “sick and twisted.” And do post it in the thread!
I just got a link to this: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/117/103/tumblr_l8eexgsw341qa1id2o1_500.jpg
I can’t stop laughing.
Via PM?
Nailed it! 
Yes.
I didn’t want to “out” the person who sent it for sending me a creepy PM. 
He also told me he liked my phaseolus.
What a pervert.
Ok. You’re making it hard for me, I’ll see what I can come up with.
I have a feeling this is going to turn into the Great SDMB Orgy of 2013. Or should it be the Great SDMB Summer Orgy 2013? Or maybe the Great SDMB August '13 Orgy? I haven’t really been keeping up with the orgies around here lately.
I need your help; I’m trying to build sex toys out of Legos.
If it does, would someone send me a PM to let me know.
It never occurred to me to use the SDMB to get dates. I’m such an idiot.
Of course my PMs will be sexy and not all creepy.
Hate to be the one to tell you this, but “I have handcuffs and I know how to use them. P.S. What’s your license plate number?” is definitely creepy.
Oh please. I already know your license plate number.
Aw, snap!
Ok, how’s this.
Hey, I just found out there’s going to be a display market near your place this weekend where they have all sorts of handcrafted leather items for sale and displays of people showing how they do some of the leather work. It’s something i find fascinating and I was going to go there for a look. Would you like to catch up there for a coffee and chat?
I’ve been a long time admirer of some of your posting here and it would be great to meet you in person. I’ve seen a couple of photos and you have such lovely skin.
Well, at first, I was like “that’s creepy, but not really sick and twisted.” But then I re-read it a couple times…
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bravo! Well done!
I once got a pm from a guy asking if I considered myself a member of the BDSM community, but it was the complete opposite of creepy. It was related to something I’d posted in a thread, he was very matter-of-fact and respectful about asking, and he damn near sprained something apologizing for potentially offending me when I said no.