Ladies; Ever get a creepy PM from a fellow Doper?

[stui_magpie]

@Green_Bean

Well, at first, I was like “that’s creepy, but not really sick and twisted.” But then I re-read it a couple times…

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Bravo! Well done!

Ha, thanks. I was going for subtle.

So, about that coffee?

[lieu]

@Robot_Arm

I’m trying to build sex toys out of Legos.

“Is that a Lego?”

Guy here but I’ve filled and deleted my in and out box a couple of times with just a lot of discussion, commiseration and good natured back slapping. Now I feel so… used.

[WordMan]

@lieu

“Is that a Lego?”

I know that reference!

I’ve filled and deleted my in and out box a couple of times.

That just sounds…wrong in this thread

[Wesley_Clark]

I hope I’ve sent out a few and just forgotten about them. My creepy credentials have been going south for quite a while. I’ve become so bland. It sucks.

[Robot_Arm]

@lieu

“Is that a Lego?”

Too twisted? Not sick enough? I need a little feedback here.

[carnut]

Practice Wesley, it takes practice.

[Mathematics]

I’ve posted about “clitoral orgasms”, sex toys, lesbian sex (I think) and a lot of other sexy stuff.

The only two PM conversations I’ve ever been in are someone telling me the name of an artist I didn’t know and recently someone the field of food science explaining their job.

I guess I need to step it up if I want to get creepy messages.

[WordMan]

@Robot_Arm

Too twisted? Not sick enough? I need a little feedback here.

Someone needs to link to this classic thread about funny things said during sex. 'Nuff said

[Wesley_Clark]

@Mathematics

I’ve posted about “clitoral orgasms”, sex toys, lesbian sex (I think) and a lot of other sexy stuff.

The only two PM conversations I’ve ever been in are someone telling me the name of an artist I didn’t know and recently someone the field of food science explaining their job.

I guess I need to step it up if I want to get creepy messages.

Change your username too. Change it to something like slut_bunny, that helps.

[carnut]

@Wesley_Clark

Change your username too. Change it to something like slut_bunny, that helps.

Now half the guys are going to take up that suggestion just to test the theory.

[kaylasdad99]

@Randy_Seltzer

I sent a creepy PM to a woman on the board once. It did not go well.

<SNIP>

I still regret it and wish there had been a way to handle it better. Perhaps by keeping my nose out of it in the first place.

If you find yourself in such a situation again, PM a mod (with links to the indiscreet posts) and explain why you feel they should intervene, even without her asking them to (if all the indiscreet information is in a single post, simply report it). If the mods think you should butt out, they’ll just let you know.

I once had to perform such a service for a Doper, and there weren’t any repercussions. Said Doper is still posting regularly.

[Malthus]

@Asympotically_fat

If I may then, perhaps I could try one out on you (I will post it rather than PM it to allow others to critque it):

Dear raventhief

In my country (Englandshire) stealing ravens is a very serious crime, indeed it is said if the ravens ever leave the tower of London the Crown and Britain will fall, so in some instances at least it could constitute high treason. However I find the idea of raven thievery both exhilarates me and arouses me and I am keen to learn more, perhaps you could instruct me further? I would not think that I should jump in at the deep end to begin with: perhaps I could try stealing some of the smaller corvids and work my way up? I would suggest perhaps stealing magpies as a starting point (with the added bonus if caught I could claim that the magpie had stolen itself). I would be grateful for your instruction and could offer sexual favours in return.

Yours,

AS

PS please find attached a daguerreotype of my genitalia.

This is truly awesome.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Mathematics

I’ve posted about “clitoral orgasms”, sex toys, lesbian sex (I think) and a lot of other sexy stuff.

The only two PM conversations I’ve ever been in are someone telling me the name of an artist I didn’t know and recently someone the field of food science explaining their job.

I guess I need to step it up if I want to get creepy messages.

Can you forward the food scientist one? I’ve always wondered about that too.

[Inner_Stickler]

Very short thread about food science.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Thanks!

[Inner_Stickler]

You’re welcome. I could have sworn someone did an Ask the Food Scientist thread but if they did, I haven’t found it.

[Boyo_Jim]

I don’t feel the need to send any. I post my creepy sexually themed posts right in the threads.

[Mama_Zappa]

Nothing here. Apparently I don’t come across as a MZILF :D.

[Crumbled_Bumble]

I remember when I first used the Internet…

Cheers!

[Sal_Ammoniac]

@madmonk28

Whoa, that is seriously screwed up. What goes through the mind of someone who does something like that?

“Maybe I should run for mayor of New York.”