Ladies: If you were a Lesbian...

Satan, I have to agree with Drain on that one. That picture is gross. She looks like a concentration camp victim. Do you guys really find that look attractive? Ick is right!

That said, there are definitely some females who I would do in a heartbeat. Oddly enough, though, there have never been any IRL that I’ve felt that way about. That’s how I know for sure that I’m not really bi-sexual. I never walk into a room and look around for attractive women, or see an attractive woman and think, “oh man, would I love to do her,” as I do when I see attractive men. There’s never been a woman IRL who’s gotten my juices flowing just by watching her from across the room. Men, on the other hand… well, let’s just say I’ve had to peel many a pair of panties off, even after merely looking.

But I would like to try it with a woman, just once, because I’m totally curious. I’ve heard gay men say that men give the best blow jobs because, considering that they actually have a penis, they know what makes one feel good better than a woman would. I’m not sure I buy that, because even though I have a clitoris, I have no clue if I would know what to do with someone else’s! So for that reason, I’d love to try - just to see if I could make a woman reach orgasm. Now that would be neat. :smiley:

On the list of celebrity women that I would do whatever it took to get them into bed…

Cynthia Watros. The images on that page (PG-13, guys), are from her days on the soap, “Guiding Light.” She can now be seen on the Fox show, “Titus.” I think she is stunning, and sexy in all the right ways.

Wendy Moniz. Couldn’t find a good site with pictures of her, so this one will have to do. I may actually get to meet her soon, too. I have a friend who manages actors out here and I told him over a year ago how fabulous she is and that he should hunt her down and sign her. He did just that, and she’s now a client. He got her on “Tuesday’s With Morrie” (she played Hank Azarria’s fiance) and the now cancelled “Battery Park.” I may try to wrangle an introduction. :wink:

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Strong women with strong personalities who are cushiony soft. Rene Russo comes to mind. Pheobe from friends. She’s a ditz, but strong in her ditzy convictions. Beverly Johnson, remember her? She was a model.

You know, as I write this, I’m not thinking actual sex. I’m thinking more like warm, cuddlies. Sitting on the naked on the sofa, watching a good movie, some intimate conversation.

When I imagine hot monkey love-- the headboard rattling, wake the neighbors, again but faster kind of sex-- I’m thinking men.

If we all should only be so fortunate…:wink:

Here ya go… Need a light?

::passes out cigars::

Did I miss anything?

::pulls out lawn chair and own six pack of Coors Light::

I’ll pay for your sex change.

If I were heterosexual… I’d be attracted to Tori Amos, methinks. Or Nana Visitor (Major Kira on DS9).

Now fella’s, for me I’m not talking about making love to a woman. Personally, I couldn’t make love to a woman if the human race depended on it.

Not that there is anything wrong with women who do women(next on PAX!) I think that part down there is pretty damn ugly. That said, well, I couldn’t do it. I leave it to you cigar smoking, beer drinking guys over there in your lawn chairs ogling.

Isn’t it interesting that not only does Shayna out herself here, but in another thread, admits she would fuck the spoon.

Makes one wonder if the other utensils are jealous.

Turkey baster, anyone? :slight_smile:

Shirley Ujest writes:

You think vulvas are ugly? Really? Are you thinking of any vulva in particular, or have you looked at a lot of different ones that you think are all “pretty damn ugly”?

I have to admit, I don’t think penises are particularly pretty (even my own!), but I have a hard time understanding how you could feel that way about a vulva. My thoughts were always rather similar to Celie’s in The Color Purple — it looks like a beautiful flower! Is this simply a delusion brought on by my lust? :slight_smile:

(But for what it’s worth, you can do some reasonably skillful manual manipulation by feel alone — so thinking vulvas are ugly needn’t block you from making love to women. :slight_smile:

I’ve been there a few times… Not sure yet whether I wanted to be female, or was just ashamed to be male.

::coughing on cigar::

What?!

How could anyone find that area ugly? Men respect each and every vulva as a work of art, and admire them all for their defining characteristics.

Please feel free to use This Product and send the resulting cast to The Lawn Chair Boys Club. Heck, we’ll even pick up the postage.

::returning to smoke cigars and swill beer with the fellas::

Ugly???

Is an orchid ugly?

Shayna:
Laetita Casta : "That picture is gross. She looks like a concentration camp victim. Do you guys really find that look attractive? Ick is right!"

Cynthia Watros : "I think she is stunning, and sexy in all the right ways."

Oh, come on! Concentration camp victim? Because you can see her ribs when she has her armed stretched back over her head AND is doing her damndest to push her chest forward?

It seems especially harsh seeing as your “stunning and sexy” woman looks much thinner to me.

Here’s another picture of Casta. Personally, I wouldn’t describe her as too thin.

Julia Roberts. She makes me laugh, which is something I appreciate in men.

Ashley Judd. I like how strong she is - Ive read article about her rock-climbing and whatnot. Impressive, plus she has that old-time movie star glamour about her.

Kate Dillon. You may not have heard of her, but she is this beautiful plus-size model. She is very strong and confident and I respect that too.

But when it comes to wet, wild, crazy hanky-panky, only Richard Gere will do! :slight_smile:

Echoing Kragen and Mr. Cynical…

Ugly? Not at all! Beautiful, delicate and endlessly intriguing!

Hmmm, I can’t thing of anybody off the top of my head. Though I know that in the past I have had passing thoughts like “Wow!” And I do remember that all the women that made me react to them had big boobs. What can I say? That’s something me and my BF have in common, we both like big soft boobs! :stuck_out_tongue:
Hmm, I think Laetita Casta does look too thin and gross. Even if I was a lesbian, I wouldn’t be attracted to her.

My SO says Gina Gershon. Not so much Gina Gershon herself but the character she played in “Bound.”

I’m not sure what the male equivalent is, but I need it after reading that line.

Hey Guys, you’d better make that round a double, straight up.

23 poss from men
12 from women
3 I’m not sure of the sex of the poster.

Hmmmmmm. Men ARE more interested in lesbians than anyone else. And BTW…

Shayna! You promised not to tell!!! :smiley:

I think that’s one of the fascinating aspects of female sexuality. At what point does one woman’s appreciation for another woman’s body cross the line into envy (and denial)? Maybe certain female posters are willing to admit to finding some women sexy, but not sexier than themselves.

DHR

I appreciate the female form. There’s been a few women that have made me stop and say to myself “Hm. Wonder what she looks like naked.” No particular type, really.

I’ve often wondered…well, you know the rest. Other ladies here have said it before! :smiley: