Ya know, I just don’t see the humor in this.
Odd. I always thought the spit-roast/chinese finger trap* was the more common form of DP. The anal-vaginal simultaneous thing just sounds wayyyy too difficult.
*ie., one in the mouth, one in either of the holes at the other end.
It was fun and my best friends wife was in the middle. Yes, our bean bags touched a few times but the obvious pleasure she was getting out of it outweighed any sort of discomfort we may have felt.
We only did it that one time but it was fun and we still somehow remained friends and just never talked about it again. The knowing looks are obvious though.
It happens. They probably just don’t talk to you about it.
What does this mean? How does a guy not treat a girl like a human being?
God knows. Personally, I always like to show my respect for a woman by double-teaming her with some other guy we met in a bar. 
Well, you aren’t a woman. We (men) may be more open about our “conquests” in general, but it doesn’t mean women don’t have exactly the same thoughts or even the same conversations. Are you honestly saying you’ve never heard a girl talk about the hot guy she dragged into bed the previous night?
I think a lot of the drunk, naive girls being “preyed upon” are a lot less naive than you think. Sure, maybe some are being taken advantage of, but a lot of times girls do want to have sex, too. And not all guys think that women who put out are women of loose, loose morals.
Depends on the guy. I know that the women who put out for me are of loose morals. 
No, but I never said all. I just said that there are a greater number of guys with this mindset than there are girls with a similar mindset about men.
Well, consider this- is the sort of woman who likes it in both ends likely to have a healthier attitude to sex than the average chick?
I guess I’ll have to fall back on the old SDMB adage- it depends on why she’s doing it.
For me personally, I’d be more than a little upset to learn that a girlfriend had done that. But that has to do with my own insecurities and anxieties, not because I’d think less of her as a person.
Me too, probably. Eventually, though, I’d realize she didn’t expect me to grow two penises, and get over it.
Which site, if you could share? For research, you know.
I’m still trying to wrap my mind around the idea of having two penises in one vagina at the same time. Perhaps I’ve been spoiled with larger than ordinary penises, but I can’t imagine how two would fit comfortably, let alone erotically.
To answer the OP: nope, that isn’t “ultimate” sex to me. But then again, I’m pretty boring.
Depending on the definition of DP, I’ve had experience with it with some of the women I’ve been with.
One loved having one in her pussy and something to suck on- a finger, a dildo, or another guy (once while we were together). One loved to try to cram a dildo into her pussy while I was already in there- it’s what got her off. And one comes like a volcano when I’m in her pussy and using a dildo in her ass, or vice-versa. But none of the women I’ve been with have ever expressed a desire for two actual human males, one in her pussy and one in her ass.
For all three, I don’t know if they’d consider it “the ultimate”, because different things work for us at different times, but for each it’s one of their more preferred activities with a high likelihood of producing the big O.
I think I’ll just make sure to tell my grandmother to bake me a nice pie for christmas this year…no use getting her all involved in this controversy
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Well, mine is silk, and homemade. It’s quite personalized, and far from tacky! But, in case I need to lend some out, I’ve got some made in China disposables made of a nylon/polyester blend. Not all guys are responsible as myself, so instead of putting the burden on them, I be sure to carry my own cover up.
I ran into a picture of it (everything on one end) and all I could think was “jeez, octopus time, that looks like it’s more effort than it’s worth.”
Guess I’m too clinical or something. It definitely didn’t excite me so much as leave me worried about the logistics.
Definitely not in fantasy-land for me.
I’ll keep that in mind.
I don’t know, maybe this says more about how you feel about a woman who would do that? I’m sure there are guys who have no respect for the women they pick up in bars (as there are women who feel that way about the men they bag). I’m not sure if a guy who had sex with a woman with another guy in the picture would be more likely to feel that way about her, though. I mean, you might disrespect her for other reasons, but I dunno.
I guess either I hang with people for whom it would take a lot more than DP for the lack of respect thing to kick in, but I’m just not seeing the big deal here. I’m not sure I myself would do it, but I’m willing to bet that for every guy who takes part in a “girl sammich” and goes off to brag about misogyny over beers, there’s a guy who genuinely is getting off on worshiping the woman, etc. It takes all kinds.
None taken, glad you got a laugh. 
I had one GF that liked me in one hole and a vibrator in the other hole, sometimes. She definitely liked it. But the others, can’t see it happening.
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