Ladies: Show Us Your Nipples! Redux

Sure, I plugged in “one inch nipples” and all I got were pictures of one inch diameter short pipes.

Like I said, I think they’re about the size of a quarter, and they’re totally flat. What more information am I expected to keep about them? My nipples are a totally functionless, useless part of my body and one I don’t see often. Why would I know MORE about them than I do?

Turn off safe search. :slight_smile:

Unless, of course, you’re into that.

My nut sackis rather big.

Well, grasshopper, if you want to see photos of naked chicks, you must refine your Googlefu. Here are some keywords for you: huge nipples, long nipples.

I vote for lotus-empodded.

Okay, that was hysterical. And very disturbing because now I have an image in my head that needs to be Cloroxed out.

Oh, I’m sure I would - thing is, I know people all over the world think about stuff that I wouldn’t like if I knew about it. I don’t mind, because people can think what they like, of course. But it’s different when people tell you about these things they’re thinking.

I’m not doing a good job of explaining - I’m full of flu at the moment - but it’s sort of like the difference between assuming that a friend of yours has probably thought about what you look like naked, and having them tell you in detail about an erotic dream they had, starring you. The former isn’t creepy. The fact of the latter isn’t creepy. Making you think about them thinking in detail about you naked is the creepy bit.

Asking women about their nipples isn’t, in and of itself, creepy. It’s the detail of the options that’s a bit weird.

And for the benefit of Omniscient, who seems to think I’m about to have a fit of the vapours or something, it’s not like I’m saying you can’t do it. Or that there’s anything wrong with the people who have decided to answer. But in a forum specifically designed to solicit our opinions, this is mine on the subject. And it looks like I’m not the only one. (And my spatial awareness is crap in all fields - as is my attention to parts of my body. The two coupled together mean I do find it amazing that people could answer all those questions without having to check first - I’m pleased that you’re not similarly afflicted, but your abilities are not universally shared.)

How can you tell? I can’t figure out how you know one person has selected every single option.

For those who claim to know nothing about their bodies: changes in your nipples may be a sign of breast cancer, the second most cancer in women in the U.S.

Someone needs to start a thread to make us all stuff our nipples up our noses.

That someone is not me.

Regards,
Shodan

The poll could be in the form of whether one can or cannot (now I have an image in my head of Dopers all over the world trying to see if they can stuff their nipples up their nose).

Actually, almost everyone seems to be having fun with the poll except for you.

At the time I posted that, there were a large # of poll options with a single vote, and some with as many as 4 or 5 (and no options with zero votes). There were only 2 women (allegedly) that took part in the voting if you take away the male votes.

I take it that this is, erm, research for a doctoral thesis?

Is Fear Itself ever going to return to the thread, or did I miss it?

Would it really make a difference?

Well, you know, it could probably dispel some of the creepiness quotient if you decided to flesh out (heh) your reasoning behind the extensively detailed poll options.

Just a thought.

I seriously doubt if it would. You been here long enough; these things must run their course. No input from me will change that.

You know there is a site Pictures of normal nipples. Links to resources . that has scores, perhaps hundreds of images.

I voted that I was a guy, just so I could see the poll without clicking the extra link. Sorry for skewing the results.