It’s not so much that I find the poll creepy. I just find its clinical 35-item list of technical specifications extremely non-prurient and non-erotic. I don’t get the point of it, unless you have some scientific purpose that requires a study on the parameters of women’s nipples.
Creepy. I voted just to see the results. I suspect that most of the answers given are as fake as the ones I gave.
You guys know about the button on the bottom right of polls that says “view poll results,” right?
Let’s write this off to “OP had a bad year, which led to a bad idea.”
This, exactly. Plus it involves some pretty awkward-to-obtain data points. I mean what, how are you supposed to measure your “aroused” state? Wait until you’re having sex then say “hold on a second, I need to take a measurement…” or what? And as is the case with me, and so I can’t believe I’m the only one, mine don’t even change during arousal.
I don’t think that the fact that it is ‘such a little place’ has ever, EVER, been a stumbling block, considering the topic at hand!
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For the ‘kill me’ or the ‘laugh about it’ part?
I’m a guy, but I voted all the categories because why should my nipples be any less significant?! I could’ve made use of “Hair” or “No hair” radio buttons though.
I have a cluster of 3 black hairs that grow next to one of my nipples about every 5 or 6 years. They seem to grow in literally overnight. I pull them out and then don’t see them again for another 5-6 years. How weird is that?
I’ve pretty much stayed out of the threads except to comment on my opinion, once or twice. Haven’t gotten into the discussions. But…here’s a confession and maybe an explanation to why I found this poll a little weird.
I’ve often been accused of having a masculine mindset. Like many men look at women, I do look at guys and wonder what they look like naked. Sometimes I look at handsome guys in our building and yes, I think “I wonder what his cock looks like.” Truth. Maybe I even wonder if it’s big or small, or if he’s a show-er or a grow-er.
But never once have I sat there and wondered about the exact dimensions, or how much hair he has, how big his glans is, or…or…I can’t even think of more specifications that would apply. And I’d not ever post a poll on the Dope asking Doper men about their penises, and if I were to somehow lose my mind and do so, it would be the absolute basics: cut/uncut? size? hair? I can’t imagine all of those little details.
I know there is a significant portion of men who think about sex a lot, like all the time. I know that a lot of them imagine you naked. I know they may even wonder, like above, how big your breasts are, or what size your nipples are or whether you are shaved or unshaved.
I would be very very surprised, however, to find that anyone was looking at a woman’s breasts with that amount of detail in their mind. And if anyone ever brought out a ruler to measure nipples while we were in bed I think I would about die laughing.
Now, if that’s what turns Fear Itself on, sure, Rule 34, don’t you know? But it is a little weird to ask this in a public poll. And I swear if the poll had been more like:
Nipples
Pink
Brown
Dark brown
big
small
large areolas
small areolas
I’d really not find it weird at all. It was just all the exact dimensions! Regardless, this whole tempest in a teapot has been enjoying, I admit. 
Most of us who didn’t like the poll aren’t vastly offended or anything. Just…a little weirded out. And you can bet if i ever go to a Dopefest where Fear Itself is a Doper, I will probably be wearing the thickest bra I can find. 
Exactly how thick?
Demi or full cup?
Underwire?
Pullover/jogging bra?
Front or back closure?
How many hooks?
Strapless?
Silk, cotton, lycra or lace?
Push-up or regular?
What color?
Touche!
I know you’re trying but you forgot four levels of precise measured parameters for each choice.
Yeah, I wasn’t really trying that hard. I ran out of bra characteristics, despite many years of trying to remove them.
I’m not sure really. Are they:
Thick
Thin
Soft
Wirey
Curly
Kinky
Long
Short
No smell
Sweet smelling
Malodorous
That is some funny shit right there. Well done, Sir!
If corkboard is a Sir, he knows way to much about bras… unless he’s in the industry.
A guy notices things. I’ve been watching the SO’s in my life putting them on and taking them off since I was in my teens. As such, I’ve encountered quite a few in my day.