Third times the charm, right?
A 62-year-old man looking for a wife on a TV dating show stunned the host and studio audience by revealing that he had murdered his first wife and later killed a lover with an ax during an argument.
article here
Well yeah, but he promised not to kill the next one.
“She was accidently killed when I swung an axe”
Poetic!
Well not precisely a promise.
I used to work with a guy who was on his 3rd marriage. His first two wives had both died in car crashes with him driving. Wife no 3 made sure she always drove.
Yeah, but she died after she ate some poison mushrooms.
Very suspicious! :dubious:
I was all like, “Hey sure! I mean, I’m a guy, but he seems totally legit!”
And then I saw:
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. . . and immediately reversed my opinion.
Tripler
Not to be confused with the poster upthread, or an axe wielding murder.
Well, everybody knows that chicks dig bad boys, right? Maybe he just said this as a come on.
I’d have to say no to that one…
A 62-year-old? Ew, no.
So does that mean if he were younger you would go out with him?
I dated a woman who had 4 husbands die on her before I took her out. She was 27.
And when you say “took her out”, you mean…?
Wow, I wonder if that’s some sort of record.
I’m a dude, so not the target market for this guy, but I have to give him some points for being honest. I mean, better to find out early and not waste your time than find out 10 minutes before the wedding.
Would I go out with him?
Hell, looking at MY past track record with men, I’d probably MARRY him! 
My great-grandmother married 5 times; each man she married died (the last one lasted many years though).
Her first “marriage” was to a man already dead. Apparently, this was the custom in the backwards part of Eastern Europe in which she lived - that people who died were hastily “married” in a postumous wedding at the graveside so that they could go into the afterlife as a married person.
What happened to until death do you part? My wife wanted an eternity ring or something like that, I told her no way, I signed up for a life sentence, no additional time after that.
Ha! 
I think it was more the status of being married that mattered - like, you weren’t really considered a full adult until you had been married.
After all, the non-dead person involved in a postumous marriage was, apparently, allowed to marry again.
Better consummate the marriage quick, before the rigor mortis wears off.
Regards,
Shodan
She should really get that checked.