Lady Dopers, I Need A New Hairstyle

In My Humble Opinion
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So after, oh…20 years or so, I’ve decided I need a new haircut. (I’m 23)

Always before I have had the standard (except for when I buzzed it down to 1/2 inch) part-on-the-right hair.

Boring.

I want Maxim hair dammit! I want women to lick my hair! I want my boss to climb over her desk onto my lap! (Well, if she were younger)

I want to be “cool” for once! As it stands now, I’m described as “handsome”…I wanna be “cute”, or better yet “fine”.

My hair is brown, and very wavy if I let it grow out. It can’t be anything too crazy, or the boss won’t like it…Perhaps something that can look “cool”, but then be combed down for work?

Oh, and one person I asked told me to mention that I have blue eyes, and dimples. (Though I fail to see how that affects my hair)

Any ideas?

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Well as you already know, I’m a fan of the shaggy, slightly long, tousled just got out of bed look. But from the picture I’ve seen of you, I don’t know if that’d suit you or not.

Perhaps maybe just some blonde highlights or just lose the part, grow your hair out just to like two or three inches longer and wear it kinda messy. shrugs

Honestly, I really don’t know. Those are just the particular styles I like. I’m not much on Maxim hair.