I seem to recall a fortune cookie thread around here a few months ago, but I had to share mine. Last night, I and my husband-to-be were the recipients of two of the lamest fortunes I have ever received.
Mine: You will receive a fortune (cookie).
His: He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
Anybody else want to share their lame fortunes?
Does anyone else here always add “in bed” at the end when reading a fortune aloud (or when someone else read theirs?)
I truly love the vodka add that has the fortune cookie “It was’t chicken”.
I normally do add in bed, but these fortunes were so lame that I couldn’t stop laughing long enough to talk. Also, I was really happy and really nervous last night - I landed my very first freelancing contract. And when I’m in a really good mood or am really stressed, I will laugh hysterically for a really, really long time if something sets me off. So the stress and happiness combo had me laughing so hard I couldn’t stand up or talk. After the first 10 minutes, my fiance calmed me down enough to take out to the car - I was howling.