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Man the SD is funny tonite.
Cite?
Ever heard of FIDS!!!
Do you really think getting a bird will help? 
No really, what are FIDS?
I just think this needs to be seen once again in this thread:
b.
Remember the days when a cat would buy you dinner before humping your leg?
We’ve owned lots of male dogs throughout the years, so I (unfortunately) know how it feels to have your leg unwittingly turn into a humpy toy.
However, NONE of them have ever experienced an, er, happy ending.
Gosh, do you think it was because they didn’t find me attractive enough?
Or at least a drink. Sheesh.
But think of how good the cat must feel!
Had this happened to me you would have discovered that cats can indeed fly.
Yech.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!..
Geez, guys, I opened this thread thinking you’d gotten your Happy Ending Sundae from Friendly’s to-go last night and left it where the cat could get into it.
Luckily, my neutered male cats only hump each other, and about 6-months or so after the neutering they stopped leaving wet spots on each other. Now it’s just dry humping.
We keep reminding them that this homosexual incest stuff grosses us out, but they don’t seem to care.
Feline Immunodeficiency Syndrome. It’s rather similar to human AIDS, which is why cats are often used to study it.
BAD MATT! BAD, BAD MATT!
Purrrrrrrrr
Got a cigarette?
But I thought squirting is the problem.
And I might add…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
teeheehee
-Dirty
when i picked up a male kitty once i accidentally touched him…that freaked me out enough! i can’t imagine actually having him hump me never mind spray! my sympathies deskmonkey!
Feline Immunodeficiency Virus is ** FIV** (in the same family with FeLV); I’ve never heard it called FIDS. Not sure what your point was regarding it (were you joking?) since (a) it is not transmittable to humans and (b) most research I’ve read indicates that communication or transmission of the virus between cats results mainly through biting not sexual conduct. Cite.
How about some Piddle Pants would help. (You must see them to believe them…)
Yech. I had a kitten fart in my face once, but I’ve never been, err, taken by anything, much less a cat. This thread is sick beyond my mere grasp of the English language’s ability to describe.
Two male cats were once members of the house of Lodrain, and those two male cats were brothers. And yes, they engaged in err, behavior of an indecent nature. At the time, we also had one female cat, neutered. The few times the males would approach her always resulted in some injury of some sort, female being the one dishing out the punishment, and the males running off. Liberated woman - love that cat.