AHH! Haven’t heard that one in years 
Thanks 
“I think this vibrator’s waterproof…”
"Okay, this time double or nothing."
“What, are all you Raider fans this stupid?”
“Hey, I gotta great deal on these Firestones…”
“Relax, I’m sure Crips wear red…”
"Honey, your sister is really hot!"
Hey, I test nine-volt batteries on my tongue all the time! What’s a little AC gonna hurt?
Can’t see shit in this oil-storage tank. Anybody got a Zippo?
Sure, Jerry looked a little drunk back there, but I’ll bet he can pack parachutes in his sleep.
When I die and inadvertantly also take whomever is with me to the great beyond, I’m sure that this is what I’ll hear:
Just about anything that Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, says… “This is the deadliest snake in the world, so I’m just gonna pick him up by the tail and see what it takes to REALLY PISS 'IM OFF!”
“Dam baby, I can’t believe you still fit in those jeans!”
“Hey man, you better watch out, I know Tae Kwon Do!”
“Dude, I just saw this on Jackass, watch!”
Sadly that last one is too true. Me and some of my friends have taken to filming some pretty stupid stunts. We stopped after one of us sprained his shoulder really good… it was good though, we got it on film.
“Watch THIS wheelie!”
“It ain’t loaded.”
“No, no! HERE’S how ya do it!”
“Gimmie one for the road.”
“I think I can just reach it if I stand on…”
“Yeah, and so’s yer mama!”
“Ya know what might be fun…”
“Here, kitty, kitty. Such a nice kitty.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
And my favorite: “Naw, he don’t bite.”
:eek:
This one gets done a lot, to bad it it usually happens to signal someone else’s last words, rather that the speaker.
“Don’t worry, it’s not loaded, see?” Said by Terry Kath to his wife before he playfully put the pistol to his head and pulled the trigger.