This is a thread for last words and remarks, and I, of couse, get the pleasure of starting it.
“Pull the granade pin and count to wha-?”
“Nice . . . doggie-!”
“Don’t worry it’s just salt.” (anthrax)
“Hey, is that a 10 dollar bill laying out on the roa-?”
“Don’t worry, this pesticide only effects ants.”
“All the poison snakes live in Africa . . .”
“That gun wouldn’t be real would it?”
“I wonder if loins are ticklish . . .”
“Are you the boss? Gee . . . you don’t look like it . . .”
I know there are many more, and I could go on forever, but all of you out there need something to reply to. Right? Write? WRITE!
“Nonsense! They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist–”
[sub]Often given as the alleged last words of General John Sedgwick during the American Civil War, although according to this page, the truth has been embroidered a bit–however, “All right, my man; go to your place” just doesn’t have the same dramatic impact.[/sub]
“Are you sure it was safe to pick those mushrooms?”
“Yes, it can take my weight. Don’t fuss so much.”
“No, it’s the yellow ones that are poisonous. These little gold fellows make excellent pets”.
“You’ll never take me alive!”
“Well, that’ll teach me to take my medicine from the cabinet before I’ve got my contacts in.”
“What does this button do?”
“Don’t be a wuss - I’ve got plenty of room to pass that truck.”
“The best way to figure out what it is is to taste it.”
“Look, Ma! No hands!!”
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
(and she really shot her! Right through
the tattoo on her belly! Oh, she lived.
And she never messed with THAT ex-husband again!)
